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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-14 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-14 Pub. Date: 2014-10-14
Image Number: 117630
Caption: My blog gets 75,000 unique visitors every day, Clyde. But nobody's clicking on the ads, so all that traffic is actually costing me money. Well, have you thought of tracking down the readers an' threatening them? Good talk, Clyde. Plus it's a good way to get to know your readers. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-22).
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-14 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-14 Pub. Date: 2013-02-14
Image Number: 93313
Caption: I ran a poll on my blog. 98% of my readership thinks I should ask you out. Does your readership know I'm a very private person, whose life is none of their business … … And so I'd never date someone who blogs about every detail of his life? Surprisingly, only 42% are aware of that.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-09-10 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-09-10 Pub. Date: 2012-09-10
Image Number: 87229
Caption: Meanwhile, at the Candorville Chronicle … Bad news: Our website's lost about 800,000 readers. Dang! Coincidentally, Lemont Brown's new blog is now averaging about 800,000 readers. Who is this Lemont Brown of which you speak? The buck stops nowhere. I don't remember firing any "Lemont Brown."
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-22 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-22 Pub. Date: 2012-05-22
Image Number: 81178
Caption: My blog gets 75,000 unique visitors every day, Clyde. But nobody's clicking on the ads, so all that traffic is actually costing me money. Well, have you thought of tracking down the readers an' threatening them? Good talk, Clyde. Plus it's a good way to get to know your readers.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-11 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-11 Pub. Date: 2012-02-11
Image Number: 76092
Caption: I've made a decision, Susan. I'm going to keep writing. So what it the paper fired me? Thousands of my readers still visit my blog. If only there were some way to monetize that sort of thing. Charge them. Have you heard of the internet?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-04 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-04 Pub. Date: 2012-02-04
Image Number: 75829
Caption: Big L, you doin' wrong, tryna get office jobs and whatnot. You was a journalist. That's WHO you was. You lost your job. You didn’t lose YOU. You need to get back to writing your blog, Big L. Did you know you have over 27,000 emails from readers wondering where you be at? What? Seriously? Wait, how do You know that? That ain't important right now.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-31 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-31 Pub. Date: 2011-10-31
Image Number: 72408
Caption: What do you mean "won what?" I won custody of Lionel! I blogged about it last Saturday. Oh. That's ok, I'm not surprised you didn't read it. Saturday is the least-read day of the week, according to my blog's stats. So I'm not offended, or anything. You have a blog?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-23 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-23 Pub. Date: 2011-08-23
Image Number: 64817
Caption: The Candorville Chronicle. For the first time ever, our website is earning more profit than our print version. Do you have any idea about what that means, Brown? That since I'm your blogger, I'm a part of the reason for that, and you're going to give me a raise? I take it you have no idea, is what you're saying. And "first time ever" is redundant.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-03 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-03 Pub. Date: 2011-07-03
Image Number: 62677
Caption: Dear Moron … I'm extremely offended by your latest blog where you defended Rihanna's "Man Down" video; where her character shoots a man who had sexually assaulted her. What a double-standard! If Chris Brown had made a video where HE shot a woman, you'd be outraged! And don't give me the excuse that "Well he beat HER up, not the other way around." That's neither here nor there. What kind of message does it send to show a sexual predator getting gunned down in cold blood? "DON'T RAPE PEOPLE." You and Rihanna owe rapists everywhere an apology.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-25 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-25 Pub. Date: 2010-07-25
Image Number: 49785
Caption: Dear Dimwit … I just read your latest blog post about the executives at Behemoth Oil who keep saying the oil spill that flooded the whole city wasn't actually all that bad. You called them "liars." Where do you get off insulting people like that? You don't know them. Only a stupid moron with no real argument would resort to insults, you idiot. Irony isn't lost on this guy, it ran away. Is your whole family as dumb as you, or are you a mutant?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-03 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-03 Pub. Date: 2009-04-03
Image Number: 31252
Caption: Twitter. Lemont Brown: Somehow got away from vampire. Lemont Brown: Maybe 'cause sun came up. Anyway, stumbled and fell off cliff. Lemont Brown: In free-fall. Can see city from here. Think I see my apartment. Lemont Brown: Will post again after I call ambulance. Buzzard just gave me funny look.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-02 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-02 Pub. Date: 2009-04-02
Image Number: 31251
Caption: Twitter. Vampire closing in. If don't make it, some1 feed my goldfish. Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Error: No internet connection. Time out. Huh? What're you doing? Trying to update my Twitter feed at Twitter.com/Candorville. All 12 of my subscribers want to hear every little detail of my life. Connection established. Ok, let's go. Vampire behind the times. Tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-08 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-08 Pub. Date: 2009-03-08
Image Number: 30452
Caption: Wow. You're not doing so well, Roxanne. What do you mean? I feel fine. No, on my blog. 20% of my readers think I should dump you and sue you for custody of Lionel. Twen-- huh?! 15% think I should flee to Mexico and change my name. 80% think I should send a cyborg back through time to make sure your parents never meet. You ran a poll about me on your blog, and those were the options you gave? And wait... ...That's 115%. They REALLY don't like you.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-01 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-01 Pub. Date: 2009-03-01
Image Number: 30266
Caption: Would you repeat that insult? I don't want to misquote you. Huh? I've been documenting every moment of our relationship on my blog. Every time you yell at me, mock my dreams or crush my soul… I write about it. And every time I compliment you, encourage you or console you... I write about that too. Y' know, so my readers can get both sides of the story. ...Our relationship has readers? And Google ads.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-19 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-19 Pub. Date: 2007-09-19
Image Number: 18620
Caption: Federal Agent Murph visits Lemont. This invasion of privacy is outrageous! It's none of your business that I'm marrying the mother of my child! My life is none of your business! I demand to see the files you have on me! I demand to know how you got all that detailed information! I read it on your blog. Oh... well... Hey, thanks for reading.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-28 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-28 Pub. Date: 2007-07-28
Image Number: 18011
Caption: Dear Moron, I read your blog praising Thurgood Marshal, the first black Supreme Court justice. How can anyone support a racist like Thurgood Marshall? He was blind to everything but the blacks and never gave a *%#@ about anything else. Dear reader, For future reference... TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP. ...Using the phrase "the blacks" automatically disqualifies you from complaining about racism. TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-28 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-18 Pub. Date: 2006-06-28
Image Number: 14158
Caption: Meanwhile, across town... The Candorville Chronicle. Our readership is waaay down, Mr. White. People are reading blogs and watching TV instead of reading the papers. That's horrible. Blogs can't offer the indepth, knowledgable coverage we provide. Blogs don't have their finger on America's pulse, like we do. One quesitons, Olsen ... What's a blog?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-20 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-27 Pub. Date: 2007-03-20
Image Number: 16618
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown: I just read your blog about "undocumented immigrants" who "risk" their "lives" to come here. You're just so "tolerant" and "caring" about these "people," aren't you? Why don't you use your "talent" as a "writer" for good, "Lemont"? Dear reader, I'm "stung" by you "clever" use of quotation marks.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-08 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-08 Pub. Date: 2005-12-08
Image Number: 12425
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, I read you recent article on your blog lampooning Blacks who each other "n****." I'm very offended that you think "n****" is funny. What?! I don’t think it's funny! I'm very offended that you use it so casually. What?! I'm satirizing people who use it casually! I'm calling the NAACP and we will picket outside your house if you don't stop. Dear valued reader.....tap tap tap tap tap. Dear confused moron...
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-25 blog readership 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-28 Pub. Date: 2005-11-25
Image Number: 12290
Caption: This guy wrote "The Candorville Courier" by Lemont Brown is pathetic. This guy's a loser." "He's so lame, he's probably trolling the web to see if anyone mentions his name. I bet he's reading this right now. Are you chuckling? Just gas.
     
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