Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a white blood cell threatening a bacterium if it doesn't leave! The brain cells appear to be the only ones enjoying the holidays! Of course, they did all their shopping in September!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Daily News. Ernie, what headline did you come up with for the moving van that dropped an entire tea set in Times Square? "Flying Saucers Land in Middle of Manhattan"! How about the expensive set of clothing that fell out a window and landed on the Mayor's head? "Top Pol Hit with $10,000 Suit"! And those two huge supernovas? "Two Big Stars Involved in Nasty Breakups"! Ernie, this is a respectable newspaper and you've turned every headline into something blatantly sensational! "Sensational"? That's great! I was afraid you didn't like them!