This paper mache could take hours to dry. Want me to open a window? Fan your face? Blot you with a towel? Sit here and laugh hilariously? Oops. Wrong finger.
Would you like a library tour, Quill? That sounds fascinating. "Here're some books…Here're some more books…Oh! Here're more books." We're not just books, Tiff. I'd be happy to - Nope. Gotta go. I'm showing him the mall next. Bye! Poor guy looks kinda trapped, doesn't he? Like an innocent bunny in the claws of a hungry hawk.