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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2017-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-24 |
Image Number: |
165151 |
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You look like Big Bird. Excuse me? No I don't. And didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers? You're not a stranger. You're Big Bird. I've been watching you all my life. I. Am. Not. Big Bird. Sing "Riding a Tricycle," Big Bird. I'm not going to ask twice. It's my day off, kid.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2017-04-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-09 |
Image Number: |
155971 |
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Donald Trump is cutting all funding for NPR, the National Endowment for the Arts, PBS, the Institute of Museum and Library Services, and more. What? They goin' after Big Bird? What Big Bird do to him? I didn't know Trump was mad at 'im. I ain't seen no tweet about it or nothin'. Big Bird'll be fine. HBO owns Big Bird now. Say what? I don't know if I could watch Big Bird on HBO. Last thing I need to see is Big Bird naked, or Big Bird choppin' off people arms an' whatnot. That's not the point. The point is, he's stripping funding from the Smithsonian and other icons of our culture, but buying more bombs we don't need. I don't need to see Big Bird slingin' smack for the mafia. It's not always about Big Bird.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2017-02-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-22 |
Image Number: |
154803 |
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I never asked what you and Ace Peerless did for Valentine's Day. We competed. I surprised him with a portrait of us that I painted … and he surprised me by sending a white horse to take me to the beach, where the Candorville Philharmonic performed an original composition Ace had written for me. At the crescendo, which was times to greet the sunset, Ace descended from the sky on a hang glider, accompanied by a flock of doves and eagles. Vancouver and I Skyped and exchanged heart emojis. I'll never know who Ace trained those birds to make that huge heart formation.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2016-12-24 |
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2016-12-24 |
Image Number: |
152374 |
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Merry Christmas. Sheep. What? What do you mean "sheep"? I mean, when we hit certain days on the calendar, people programming kick in. You gon' buy gifts, kill a bird, eat stuffing out its butthole, an' sit in a room with people you don't care enough about to visit the rest of the year ... 'cause you're s'posed to. Happy Sheep Day, bruh. I said Merry @#$% Christmas!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2016-12-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-18 |
Image Number: |
151614 |
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I wish I could fly, Big L. I know what you mean. Ever since I donned my first pair of underoos, I wanted to fly too. But the older I get, the more I realize it's not all it's cracked up to be. First of all, there's all the stuff in the air you'd crash into: birds, helicopters, jets, drones, power lines ... Then there are all the idiots who'd take a shot at you. And if you flew high enough to avoid all that, you'd freeze your nuggets off. Flying's one of those powers you think would be cool, but really wouldn't be. Like invisibility. I don't know what you talkin' about, bruh. I just meant I'm on the no-fly list. If you were an invisible hero, people would still see your clothes. You'd have to fight crime naked.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2016-12-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-06 |
Image Number: |
151814 |
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It's been a while since I've seen you two. How are you love birds doing? Dr. Noodle. Couples' counseling. Three years ago. Great. Just great. I mean, sure, we were on the verge of breaking up. And sure, the internet is young and hot, and willing to do just about anything I want ... but tv and I have been together forever, so we might as well just stick it out. Oh. So I'm just a habit to you?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2015-10-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-02 |
Image Number: |
133086 |
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You look like Big Bird. Excuse me? No I don't. And didn't your mom ever tell you not to talk to strangers? You're not a stranger. You're Big Bird. I've been watching you all my life. I. Am. Not. Big Bird. Sing "Riding a Tricycle," Big Bird. I'm not going to ask twice. It's my day off, kid. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-11-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-13 |
Image Number: |
103800 |
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I just got slapped with a cease and desist notice from Twitter's lawyers. They're trademarking "TWEET." The Starbucks at the End of the World. I can't tweet anymore unless I pay royalties! I don’t believe that happened, Lemont. You say that all the time. (This cartoon originally published on 10/22/2011). |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2013-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-22 |
Image Number: |
102927 |
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It's been a while since I've seen you two. How are you love birds doing? Dr. Noodle. Couples' Counseling. Great. Just great. I mean, sure, we WERE on the verge of breaking up. And sure, the internet is young and hot, and willing to do just about anything I want ... M.A. But TV and I have been together FOREVER, so we might as well just stick it out. Oh. So I'm just a habit to you? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2012-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-04 |
Image Number: |
87120 |
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You did what? Took Lionel to his first town hall meeting. He's only two, but it's never too early to teach him he's a member of society and everyone values his opinions. He asked if the President would consider replacing the "bald eagle" as the national mascot. People with kids ... He made a great, 18-minute long case for "Big Bird." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2012-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-08-21 |
Image Number: |
86183 |
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If you had roaches and didn’t want anyone to know … … So you smuggled a flock of birds into your apartment to eat them … … And then you got a cat to get rid of all the fat birds … … And then got a dog to get rid of the cat … Would you tell anyone? Hypothetically speaking. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2011-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-10-22 |
Image Number: |
66797 |
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&@#$! I just got slapped with a cease and desist notice from Twitter's lawyers. They're trademarking "TWEET." The Starbucks at the End of the World. I can't tweet anymore unless I pay royalties! I don’t believe that happened, Lemont. You say that all the time. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2010-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-23 |
Image Number: |
54480 |
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What's wrong, Susan? My mommy just told me where babies come from. I am never having a baby, Lemont. Never! It's gross! It's so weird and gross! Where do they come from? New Jersey. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2010-06-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-06-19 |
Image Number: |
48470 |
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How can something weighing millions of billions of tons fly through the air? I mean, you don't find that in nature. Look at fat birds, for instance … Your fat birds - chickens, turkeys, ostriches - they're not flying all around up in the sky. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! Well you won't get much sleep if you're yelling. Anyway, you notice all the birds up in the air are anorexic. Take your average buzzard ... |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2010-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-03-18 |
Image Number: |
45147 |
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Confession: When I realized I was in a hopeless relationship while you were in love with that Dick Fink, that loser from your office, I wanted to die. But it's ironic: the only thing keeping me from becoming bitter NOW is your successful relationship with Dick. Next time my friend Lemont calls, I need you to pretend you and I are having a mad passionate love affair. ... You don't say. I DO say. ... I wanna take you love-birds to dinner. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2010-03-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-28 |
Image Number: |
21412 |
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SQWAWK! BIG L! This big #@$% sho' look dumb widdat bird on he shoulder. Sqwawk! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2009-10-03 |
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2009-10-03 |
Image Number: |
39058 |
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Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. I think I may have the Bird Flu, which is a shame because that's so 2007. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2009-08-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-08-24 |
Image Number: |
37755 |
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When you say you've "met someone," you mean like some annoying kid you never want to see again. No Lemont. I've developed feelings for someone at work. By that you mean feelings of derision, or mild, detached admiration. I've got the hots for Dick Fink. Could be he gave you the bird flu. That's a symptom. Um ... Is there something wrong? Probably, he sounds shady. You might wanna avoid him from now on. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2007-01-02 |
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2007-01-01 |
Image Number: |
15702 |
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So anyway, a couple months back, I proposed to that crazy woman and … Dios mio! It's a giant meteor and it's heading straight for us! What?! Where?! Omigawd, save yourself! Oh, it's a bird. My bad. Y'know, I'm starting to get the impression you don't want me to finish my story. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2006-07-19 |
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2006-07-12 |
Image Number: |
14172 |
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That's my article in the biggest paper in the country, Susan! I've been published! SMOOCH! Dios mio … Lemont kissed me. Oh, this changes everything! What will I do? What will I say? SMOOCH! Squack! |
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