"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! I've been wondering something for a while now: What's the point of learning math if we've got calculators? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Grandmother Cohen was helping design the Statue of Liberty. Instead of a torch, Lady Liberty was supposed to be wielding a handbag. And instead of a tablet, she was supposed to be holding a big globe just asking to get smacked. They said all the calculations showed it was too top-heavy. But I don't buy it! Um ... ok.
You sure you want to mock me? I'm packing heat. Oooh, I'm so scared. What're you gonna do, shoot a little old man who is wearing glasses? You're not wearing glasses. Hold on. You're definitely mocking me! How come such a small weapon? Big ones too heavy for ya?