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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-26 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-26 Pub. Date: 2019-05-26
Image Number: 177771
Caption: One of my readers asked me Why do I sense such anger in you? What'd you say? I said That's probably because I'm not a sociopath. I said When people die because they can't afford health insurance, I care. When we tell kids they're nothing without college and then saddle them with loans they can never repay ... I care. When people figure out all sorts of ways to keep black people from voting, I care ... When poor people are being lied to about whether their water is safe to drink, I care. When our President separates toddlers and babies from their asylum-seeking mothers for months, I care. And because I care, I'm angered. I bet being a sociopath is relaxing. I'll relax when there's not more police brutality. Shut up, I'm trying to relax.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-27 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-27 Pub. Date: 2019-04-27
Image Number: 177328
Caption: C-Dog, I'm worried the stock market will crash. Should I old or sell? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice 50¢. I get that question all the time. Here what you do: Pull out all your money … an' take it down to the alley between 42 an' 43 Vernon Street. Ask for Big Oatmeal, he offer alternative investments that give you better odds. E'rethang from dice, to dominoes, to chicken fights. Chicken fights? It's important to diversify.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-08 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-08 Pub. Date: 2019-04-08
Image Number: 177113
Caption: California accounted for 75% of all new jobs in February. Pareto Principle. It's how the world works. 20% of the people own 80% of the land. 20% of my clients give me 80% of my sales. I bet if we studies it, we'd find that 20% of what happens to us gives us 80% of our memories. Technically, California only has 12% of the population, not 20%. 20% of the time, you get 80% of the point.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-19 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-19 Pub. Date: 2019-01-19
Image Number: 175845
Caption: I've never had so many people tell me to go !@#$ myself in my whole entire life, Susan. All I did was write an article called It's Time to Make Private Schools Illegal. You did what? The theory is, if the children of millionaires and billionaires had to go to public school, you can bet they'd make sure our public school systems were amazing. It's not a bad idea. Half the comments I got misspelled !@#$. So I wrote another article about how that proved my point.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-15 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-15 Pub. Date: 2019-01-15
Image Number: 175841
Caption: Hah! You race-baiters got owned! I read your article last week about that little black girl who got shot. How embarrassing for you. When the police said the suspect was a white man in a truck, you all wanted to talk about racism. But it turned out the real shooter was a couple of black guys. Now you're talking about guns and gangs, but not one mention of racism. It's normal to chance your focus when you get new facts. Ha! You flip-flopper. Bet you wish you hadn't made such a big deal out of a little girl getting shot.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-12 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-12 Pub. Date: 2019-01-12
Image Number: 175741
Caption: This country's overrun with people who hate talking about racism more than they hate racism itself. I wrote an article about a breaking story. I called it White Man in a Pickup Truck Shoots into Black Family's Car, Kills Seven-Year-Old. Hundreds of people replied Why do you have to bring race into it? Bet they came up with all kinds of excuses. On of them said Some pickup-truck drivers just really don't like cars.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-03-05 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169163
Caption: What Donald Trump up to now, dawg? That fool crazy. I don't know what Donald Trump's up to, Clyde. I refuse to keep paying him any attention. I don't slow down to watch accidents on the freeway, I don't watch reality shows, and I don't think about Trump. I'm above all that. If he said at 10:04 this morning he'd wanna ban all Muslim immigrants, I bet you'd know about it by 10:05. He already ... um ... never mind.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-02 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-02 Pub. Date: 2018-02-02
Image Number: 167921
Caption: 1980. I don't think I like that Luke Skywalker can fly. What do you mean? Jedi can't fly. That's silly. Then how come he flew up out of that carbonite pit when Vader tried to freezify him? And how come he changed direction while he was falling on Cloud City and flew right into that trash chute? None of that happened. Yes it did! (Sigh) You didn't even notice it 'cause movies always show men doing amazing things. I bet if Princess Leia were to ever fly, men everywhere would get their Underoos all in a bunch over it. You don't give us men enough credit.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-01 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-01 Pub. Date: 2016-07-01
Image Number: 145232
Caption: Rosencrantz, I think there was a diversion yesterday, and we let it slip away unexplored. Will eat for food. Speak for yourself, Tyrone. I seized the opportunity. I exploited it for all it was worth. For the first time in days, I experienced laughter. I experienced joy. I experienced satisfaction. Not directly, I mean. I saw another man experience it. Bet that's just the same, when you think about it. I'm jealous. That's something, at least.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-14 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-14 Pub. Date: 2015-12-14
Image Number: 136530
Caption: What Donald Trump up to now, Dawg? That fool crazy. I don't know what Donald Trump's up to, Clyde. I refuse to keep paying him any attention. I don't slow down to watch accidents on the freeway, I don't watch reality shows, and I don't think about Trump. I'm above all that. If he said at 10:04 this morning he'd wanna ban all Muslim immigrants, I bet you'd know about it by 10:05. He already ... um ... never mind.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-29 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-29 Pub. Date: 2015-09-29
Image Number: 133083
Caption: You realize it's the year 5776 on the Jewish calendar? It doesn't feel like it's 5776. In 5775, we should have already cured all sickness, repaired the environment … defeated the robot uprising, colonized every planet in the constellation Cygnus … and given casinos to all the native life we displaced there. C-Dog don't gamble, bruh.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-22 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-22 Pub. Date: 2015-02-22
Image Number: 122695
Caption: "Your thigh bone's connected to your hip bone … Your shoulder bone's connected to your neck bone … Your neck bone's connected to your head bone … Now hear the word of the Lord!" James Weldon Johnson wrote that almost 100 years ago. Yeah, well … I still don't see why it's James Weldon Johnson's fault you just had to pay $5,000 to get your teeth fixed. It's obvious, Lemont. For 100 years, they've been indoctrinating us at an early age into not considering teeth to be an integral part of the body. That's what lets health insurance get away with not covering dental. I bet the HMOs paid the guy not to even mention the tooth bone. It's the only explanation for such a glaring omission. First of all, I'm not sure "tooth bone" is a thing ... which is proof that a century of brainwashing works.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-09 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-09 Pub. Date: 2014-09-09
Image Number: 116184
Caption: Turns out all them celebrities' nekkit photos got hacked 'cause they used weak passwords an' security questions. They public figures. I bet some of they answers was stuff anyone could Google. For instance … … Anyone who Google YOU know YOUR favorite color be "hot pink," Big L. SHAMROCK GREEN, not "hot pink." Noted. ... I mean "oh."
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-05 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-05 Pub. Date: 2012-11-05
Image Number: 89421
Caption: Remember how four years ago, Hillary Clinton had the superhuman ability to be all things to all people? Go on. Remember how I pointed out that she was "born" in 1947, the same year as aliens crashed at Roswell? Go on. Did you know Mitt Romney was also "born" in 1947? Go on. Remember when we were kids and I bet you $2 the alien invasion would happen before the zombie apocalypse? Stop.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-26 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-26 Pub. Date: 2010-09-26
Image Number: 52197
Caption: I feel like he doesn't need me anymore. Ok … Good … Lemont, how do you feel about what it just said? IT'S B.S.!!! Don't I spend a whole hour every day just listening to you and gazing into you? He used to spend four hours a day doing that. But now he spends most of his time with the internet. I can't deal with this jealousy! It's like he gives the internet a meal. And all I get are crumbs. I bet he's thinking about his iPhone right now. I AM! ... NOT! I AM NOT!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-11-27 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-11-27 Pub. Date: 2009-11-27
Image Number: 41224
Caption: The other day I saw a wolf roaming the street at night, all alone. Which was weird, 'cause there ain't been no wolves in Candorville, not since 1806 when Jebediah oldman made that fateful bet. If Jeb beat the wolf king at thumb wrestling, all the wolves'd leave. If the wolf king won, they could eat all the people. As fate would have it, wolves ain't that bright, and wolves don't have opposable thumbs. Will stop following you while telling nonsensical stories, for $$.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-10-12 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-10-12 Pub. Date: 2009-10-12
Image Number: 39582
Caption: Ready for your flu shot? Ready for my flu shot. Y'know, you're fairly cute for someone who's a willing participant in the government's conspiracy to send healthy people into pharmacies where they'll run into sick people … … in order to pad the profits of the big Kleenexes and the big Nyquils. ... but I bet you hear that from all the guys. Oh, constantly.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-07 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-07 Pub. Date: 2007-10-07
Image Number: 18844
Caption: Meanwhile, at a plantation formerly known as Mount Misery… Ahh … Does Donald Rumsfeld enjoy an ice cold lemonade? One could say that. Is it unfair for folks to blame him for Iraq going wrong, just 'cause he was defense secretary? Maybe. Is it wrong for folks to blame him for all the so-called "torture" and false imprisonment he oversaw? Who knows? Is he glad he resigned? Absolutely. Is retirement boring him out of his cotton-picking mind? You bet. Will you PLEASE stop that?!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-29 bet it all 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-05 Pub. Date: 2006-04-29
Image Number: 13624
Caption: I'm re-thinking my whole business plan, Susan. Selling fake Botox outta my trenchcoat in that alley over there may not be the best idea. You mean because of all those reports about people dying after using fake Botox? I mean because that alley over there gets much more foot traffic.
     
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