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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-21 behemoth 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-21 Pub. Date: 2018-01-21
Image Number: 166993
Caption: Tonight on The Price is Right! Three people compete … to the death. Animal Planet brings you the gruesome mating dance of the preying … CNBC stock analysts, Jane Ponziskeem and Chuck Boughtman. You two both see, to agree the President's tax … Calamity was the most apocalyptic thing that ever happened in the history of the inner solar system. The devastating impact blew much of the earth's crust into orbit. After millions of years, it all coalesced to form ... Disney. The company now owns much of our popular culture. Aside from its catalogue of Disney films, the behemoth now owns the rights to Star Wars, the rights to X-Men, the rights to the Fantastic Four, and the rights to - you're behind. But you can catch up easily! You can get your revenge, with Montezuma energy drink! Side effects may include projectile hurling, incontinence, colorectal warming, and -- Whales! Admiral, there be whales here! Well done, Mister Scott. How soon can we be ready for warp speed?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-22 behemoth 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-22 Pub. Date: 2016-09-22
Image Number: 148764
Caption: Sir, Concast Cable's interested in an ad campaign that'll soften up their image in advance of this mega-merger. When people think of their purchase of Slime-Warmer Cable, Concast wants them to think of a mom-and-pop store … and not a corporate behemoth that's going to slash thousands of jobs, create a monopoly and eventually jack up prices. This'll be tough. On the bright side, we get to charge them the "utter (censored)" fee. Yayle. CEO of the Year 2002.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-17 behemoth 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-17 Pub. Date: 2014-09-17
Image Number: 116480
Caption: Sir, Concast Cable's interested in an ad campaign that'll soften up their image in advance of this mega-merger. When people think of their purchase of Slime-Warmer Cable, Concast wants them to think of a mom-and-pop store … … and not a corporate behemoth that's going to slash thousands of jobs, create a monopoly and eventually jack up prices. This'll be tough. On the bright side, we get to charge them the "utter censored" fee.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-25 behemoth 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-25 Pub. Date: 2010-07-25
Image Number: 49785
Caption: Dear Dimwit … I just read your latest blog post about the executives at Behemoth Oil who keep saying the oil spill that flooded the whole city wasn't actually all that bad. You called them "liars." Where do you get off insulting people like that? You don't know them. Only a stupid moron with no real argument would resort to insults, you idiot. Irony isn't lost on this guy, it ran away. Is your whole family as dumb as you, or are you a mutant?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-28 behemoth 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-28 Pub. Date: 2010-05-28
Image Number: 47785
Caption: Can I get a quote from you for the story, Boss? Fire away, Brown. In retrospect, was letting Behemoth Oil do whatever they wanted in our basement a wise idea? Well, I weighted the pros and cons … The con was possible environmental calamity, which, y'know, that's pretty big. But it turns out a billion dollars weighs a lot.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-27 behemoth 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-27 Pub. Date: 2010-05-27
Image Number: 47784
Caption: Senator Murkowski, why are you blocking Congress' attempt to increase Behemoth Oil's financial liability for this catastrophic spill? The law already permits unlimited damages. Anyone affected by the spill can sue Behemoth … … go up against Behemoth's star team of lawyers for the next twenty years, run out of money to keep going, and eventually grow old and die before they can recover a penny. That last part was off the record. You kinda have to call that beforehand.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-26 behemoth 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-26 Pub. Date: 2010-05-26
Image Number: 47783
Caption: Hello, you've reached Behemoth Oil. If you're calling to be hung up on, press "one." If you're calling to ask about our catastrophic oil spill, press "two." Boop. (Click.) I pressed TWO!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-25 behemoth 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-25 Pub. Date: 2010-05-25
Image Number: 47782
Caption: Before you leave, I need you to run down a breaking story. To bring in some extra dough, I let Behemoth Oil build a well in the basement of this very building. Say what? I suspect they weren't exactly diligent when it came to safety. Sir, why didn't you tell me about this earlier? It just now came up.
     
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