Glamer. Look at this stupid fashion magazine! Why should I go through all this just to attract men?! Surely some me are smart enough to see through this B.S. and appreciate me for my wit, intelligence, and warmth! Oh hell.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I am moved. Music is in the ear of the beholder. This is the lamest band I've ever heard! What is this crap?! "The London Symphony Orchestra". Tastiness is in the mouth of the beholder. Spam. Yum! Sexiness is the glands of the beholder. Oh baby! Class is in the wallet of the beholder. Poor peasant. Poor peasant. Ivana Trump Sells Summer Home. Poor peasant. Truth is in the mind of the beholder. What a stupid cartoon.
*Special Guest Character!* And Now For An Inspirational Message From Starflower and Her Crystal Friend, "Bob"! Hi! Sometimes I just feel so good! And you know, it's that good feeling that comes from within! Of course, having a crystal friend helps a lot! Hi everybody! Sure, we could focus on the negative all day ... But that's be such a bring-down! Instead we tune into the positive! Everything's beautiful! So remember: Think positive! Bye!