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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-19 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-19 Pub. Date: 2017-11-19
Image Number: 164536
Caption: Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe you're a little biased about the whole "big giant mustache" issue. Likewise, my patchy little stubbly friend. On matters of great import, even the philosophers must sometimes agree to disagree. Stop!!! All the greatest philosophers had big mustaches, you know.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-16 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-16 Pub. Date: 2017-09-16
Image Number: 162614
Caption: Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-24 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-24 Pub. Date: 2017-07-24
Image Number: 160763
Caption: All you young people keep whining about the country being "divided." You don't know what "divided" is. Grandmother Cohen was a general in the Union army. Her sister was a Confederate general. They didn't let women fight in the Civil War. Of course not. But as luck would have it, Great Grandmother Cohen was the best fake-beard-maker in the land. Nobody ever dared ask "Stonewall Jackson" why "he" often wore his hair in a bun. The history books always leave out the best parts.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-12 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-12 Pub. Date: 2017-03-12
Image Number: 154923
Caption: I can't believe I missed out on the whole beard craze last year. I'm not making the same mistake this year. What do you think of my reverse-beard? I do believe I'm the first person to rock one of these babies. Well … "Well" what? To "rock" something is also very last-year, if you ask me. Oh. You're right. And "babies" is kind of outdated too. I do believe I'm the first person to classical one of these elderlies. Keep trying.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-13 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-13 Pub. Date: 2017-01-13
Image Number: 153096
Caption: You know what I like best about fake news, Randy? It can be crazy and have shady sources and be obviously nothing but nonsense, and it'll still be believed. Like that fake story about Saddam Hussein and those weapons of mass destruction and stuff. Fake news is only "fake news" if it's not from people who say they're real news. You can't tell me Wolf Blitzer's beard is real.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-08 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-08 Pub. Date: 2016-12-08
Image Number: 151822
Caption: I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-27 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-27 Pub. Date: 2016-07-27
Image Number: 146484
Caption: Little buddy, I believe you owe me an apology. How do you figure? You're the one who left me rotting in a jail cell! You were my one phone call! What happened to Randy's Friendship Rule #7: "Friends always bail friends out"?! You're forgetting the corollary: "Unless the friend's in jail for something pathetic, like trespassing while playing Pokémon Go." Apology accepted. A huge biker took it the wrong way when I tried to catch a Pokémon that was hiding under his beard.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-12 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-12 Pub. Date: 2016-07-12
Image Number: 145829
Caption: When's the last time you shaved, little buddy? Why do you ask? Because not all men can pull off the "rugged stubble" look. Stubble has to come in evenly, or you look like you've caught mange. I'd hate to be one of those guys. I'm about to hold you down and swipe at your with a straight razor, but it's as a friend.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-22 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-22 Pub. Date: 2016-05-22
Image Number: 142840
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, I have encountered a "close-talker" at work who always stands about five or six inches from my face while talking to me. Unfortunately, this close-talker is my boss. How can I get her to stop doing this without shooting my career in the foot? - Charlotte in Austin. Excellent question. It takes me back. The year was 1938. I spent months tracking down the elusive grizzly bear of the Ozarks. There was no proof he existed. But there were tales told by the campfire of a hapless lumberjack cornered in his tent one night by a ten-foot tall beast. He was awakened by a blood-curdling growl. When he opened his eyes, he was peering deep into the wide-open, razor-fanged yap of the grizzly, just two inches away. The grizzly inhaled and as luck would have it, the lumberjack's enormous beard was sucked into the monster's gaping maw and tickled the roof of its mouth. As the grizzly giggled uncontrollably, the lumberjack made his escape. And what were we talking about? Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-10 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-10 Pub. Date: 2016-04-10
Image Number: 140929
Caption: The fad herald cometh. I've been meaning to ask him it's too late to grow a lumberjack beard. Hear ye, hear ye. The following is OUT: The last vestiges of civility in politics. The following are now IN: Name-calling, tantrum-throwing, and comparing … um ... hand sizes during debates. Also IN: Bullying, mocking, threatening, kicking, beating, stomping and other assorted hallmarks of authoritarian movements. Also in: Taking selfies while getting bullied, mocked, threatened, kicked, beaten or stomped, and uploading then to Youtube. Uploading them to Facebook is out. I disagree with that. Stop him!!! I'd like to punch him in the face.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-27 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-27 Pub. Date: 2015-09-27
Image Number: 132290
Caption: The fad herald cometh. He'll be proud. I'm already tired of my new iPhone 6s plus. Hear ye, hear ye. The following are OUT. Cable and satellite tv. Anything with soy. The term "anchor baby." The following are now IN: Streaming shows online. Whey protein. The term "anchor baby." The following is now out: The term "anchor baby." Also out: Selfie sticks. Keeping it old school is in. But the phrase "old school" is out. Are lumberjack beards still in? Mine's taking forever to grow. Is "anchor baby" back in, yet?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-17 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-17 Pub. Date: 2015-09-17
Image Number: 132593
Caption: What's the best way to groom a neck-beard? Um … I'm … why on earth would you … HOJ. The huge hipster lumberjack beard craze is two years old. It'll end soon, and then every hipster will be looking for the next big trend to follow. I could get in on the ground floor of it this time if I'm the first to groom it well and Instagram it. With the right 'do, my neck beard can go viral. That sentence makes me very uncomfortable.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-25 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-25 Pub. Date: 2015-07-25
Image Number: 130030
Caption: Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-10 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-10 Pub. Date: 2015-01-10
Image Number: 121150
Caption: Armstrong, what's "beardilizer," and why's our menu say we can add it to any coffee drink? Studies show the male hipster spends 14% more on coffee than the average patron. Studies also show that 78% of male hipsters are trying to grow huge lumberjack beards. Studies also show that a pallet of fertilizer somehow flew off of a freight train as it passed by my house last week. Very bad man. Remind me to thank whoever added that speed-bump to the train tracks by my house.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-21 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-21 Pub. Date: 2014-11-21
Image Number: 119146
Caption: All you young people keep whining about the country being "divided." You don’t know what "divided" is. Grandmother Cohen was a general in the Union army. Her sister was a confederate general. They didn’t let women fight in the civil war. Of course not. But as luck would have it, GREAT grandmother Cohen was the best fake-beard-maker in the land. Nobody ever dared ask "Stonewall Jackson" why "he" often wore his hair in a bun. The history books always leave out the best parts.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-23 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-23 Pub. Date: 2014-10-23
Image Number: 117985
Caption: I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-16 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-16 Pub. Date: 2014-03-16
Image Number: 108945
Caption: I can't believe I missed out on the whole beard craze last year. I'm not making the same mistake this year. What do you think of my REVERSE-BEARD? I do believe I'm the first person to rock one of these babies. Well … "Well" what? To "rock" something is also very last-year, if you ask me. Oh. You're right. And "babies" is kind of outdated too. I do believe I'm the first person to classical one of these elderlies. Keep trying.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-21 beard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-21 Pub. Date: 2014-01-21
Image Number: 106951
Caption: You like my new beard, Randy? What beard? You don't have a beard. You mean you haven't seen my status update? I photoshopped a beard on all my pictures. If enough people "like" it, I'll grow it in real life. Facebook is not meant as a Beta test for life. I know. I used Instagram.
     
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