You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Hoops Squad?! Mumble. How could you do that? How could you use artificial substances to make them stronger, faster and better athletes? How could you not give me any of the juice? And thus, driven by competitive zeal, society spun out of control. P.S. - To be continued. Next week: A shocking secret!
Undefeated, baby! Perfect record. 10 and 0! Won again? Another blowout victory for the House of Java Internet Café All-Girls Winter League Hoops Squad. A.K.A. Team Caffeine. Latte Ladies would've also worked.