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261. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-23 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-23 Pub. Date: 2008-07-23
Image Number: 25214
Caption: C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $.50. C-Dog, I've got an IRA and a 401K. But what would give me a better return on investment? Tsk. You need to be more risky. Here what y'do: Take fifteen, sixteen Apple. "Apple" as in Mac and iPod? Yeh. Then flip 'em for big profits when the economy pick up. Ok. So I should buy fifteen or sixteen hares of Apple stock. You could do that too. What? What?
     
262. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-22 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-22 Pub. Date: 2008-07-22
Image Number: 25213
Caption: C-Dog, my supervisor keep yellin' at me like I'm some kid. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. 50¢. But ain't nothin' I can do, not an' keep my job. I feel powerless a lot, C-Dog. Tsk. Here what y'do: Every lunch break, wait 'til the sign say "Don't Walk," and then cross the street. That'll make me feel more powerful? Only if you stare down the drivers like it's they fault.
     
263. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-05 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-05 Pub. Date: 2008-07-05
Image Number: 24666
Caption: I don't think your advice is working, dude. My girlfriend's still getting bored with me. Did you act like a "bad boy"? Chicks are into that. Yeah. C-Dog's incredibly bad advice. 50 cents. Did you treat her like spit so she'd be desperate to get back on your good side? Yeah. Did you cheat on her with her sister? Not really. Tsk. Look, the C-Dog can only help those who help theyselves.
     
264. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-12 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-12 Pub. Date: 2008-06-12
Image Number: 24091
Caption: Clyde, will you be the best man at my wedding? Tsk. Of course I will, Big L. But don't feel bad. That don't mean you ain't in the top ten. What? What?
     
265. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-10 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-10 Pub. Date: 2008-06-10
Image Number: 24089
Caption: Where are you taking my son? I'm taking OUR son to the doctor to see why he still isn't talking. No you're not, because that would be the responsible thing to do. I don't care if he never talks, 'cause I'm a bad, bad, BAD mother! I don't believe that happened, Lemont. Well not EXACTLY like that, but...
     
266. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-20 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-20 Pub. Date: 2008-05-20
Image Number: 23636
Caption: Howdy, superdelegate! Dagnabbit, where is yer support for my campaign? You got a hitch in yer git-along, or somethin'? Huh? Wait. Is this rural Kentucky? No. Downtown Candorville. Oh. My bad. One sec… Poof! 'sup dawg? Still not feelin' it, Senator Clinton.
     
267. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-29 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-29 Pub. Date: 2008-03-29
Image Number: 22467
Caption: Bad news. My-- editor won't publish your cartoons calling for better security for Abraham Lincoln. It's ok. I work for a newspaper too, 143 years from now. When we produce a society where editors and readers are afraid of discussing grave issues, we deserve the absolute hell that comes to us. Is everyone in the future this cheery? First they cancel "Journeyman," now THIS.
     
268. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-26 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-26 Pub. Date: 2008-03-26
Image Number: 22464
Caption: I can't believe I'm standing here, in 1865. Maybe I should stay here. No debt, no IRS, no crazy fiancée… and think about it… I could write "A Tale of Two Cities" before Dickens. I could write "Native Son" before Wright. I could be a famous writer! I could be a... Boy! Outta the way, BOY! On the other hand, the IRS isn't too bad.
     
269. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-20 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-20 Pub. Date: 2008-03-20
Image Number: 22410
Caption: You've traveled 143 years into the past to find someone in the press… …with enough brilliance and credibility to suggest that Abraham Lincoln needs better security. And you've come to me, Mr. Thomas Nast. Cartoonist for Harper's Weekly. I am honored, sir. Bad time to ask if he knows Mark Twain.
     
270. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-12 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-12 Pub. Date: 2008-01-12
Image Number: 21010
Caption: Why not Jamaal? Several reasons: he's boring and his breath stinks. Pardon me, I couldn't help overhearing. "Several" implies there are more than two items, but you only mentioned two. The correct term for that is "a couple." Hey. @#$%. I got a thing or two to say to you... OK, I'll count. ...Go.
     
271. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-31 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-31 Pub. Date: 2007-12-31
Image Number: 20998
Caption: Ike Turner. 1931-2007. Oops, my bad, Mr. Turner. We're in O.J.'s room. Yours is right across the hall.
     
272. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-07 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-07 Pub. Date: 2007-11-07
Image Number: 19244
Caption: I'm Sherman Nerdhoff, auditioning for the role of "Rapper Nemesis." Hold on, boy. I ain't havin' no vicious rivalry wit' no dude named "Sherman." Oh, that's just my bad-boy nickname. NEXT!
     
273. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-23 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-23 Pub. Date: 2007-10-23
Image Number: 19035
Caption: Senator Butcherman, some argue that your proposal to throw all Americans into "A Great Big Volcano"… …may actually be bad for America. Well, those folks just aren't seeing the big picture, Wolf. What big picture? This one of me with several school children and a dog. All wearing flag pins, I see.
     
274. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-31 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-31 Pub. Date: 2007-08-31
Image Number: 18405
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I'm 19. My girlfriend's leaving for college in another state. How can I keep her from falling for some new guy who's richer and hotter than me? Cheat on her. That way she'll be too busy planning your death to even look at another cat. How could I become as wise as you, sir? Study Gilligan. F Troop. All the classics.
     
275. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-30 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-30 Pub. Date: 2007-08-30
Image Number: 18404
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I've voted for people who ended up hurting the nation. I blame myself. Next time, should I actually research their plans and their records instead of just voting for the one I'd want to have a beer with? Nah, jus' don't vote. Then you can blame whatever happens on other people. You make a lot of sense, C-dog. It's my job, son.
     
276. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-29 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-29 Pub. Date: 2007-08-29
Image Number: 18403
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I took out a sub-prime loan for a huge house, even though I only work part time at burger queen. Now I can't afford to pay it back. What should I do? Burn the house down, collect the insurance money and flee to Mexico, son! Can't I just secretly take out a mortgage on my mom's house? Dude. That'd just be wrong.
     
277. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-28 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-28 Pub. Date: 2007-08-28
Image Number: 18402
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I can't afford health insurance for both my wife and myself, so we'll probably die before we should. What can I do about that? (tsk) Jus' buy it fo' y'self, dawg. Women live longer than men. If she dies a few years early, it evens out.
     
278. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-31 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-31 Pub. Date: 2007-07-31
Image Number: 18085
Caption: Bulletin! I'm stoked about my new job! Huh? Oh, that's-- Bulletin! …My chair squeaks. Um… Yeah, well… That's normal. MY chair sometimes-- Bulletin! The squeak's not so bad. Hey! Is this dialogue here, or is it just you blathering on about yourself? Bulletin! Who wants to be one of my ten best friends? Myspace has ruined the country.
     
279. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-27 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-27 Pub. Date: 2007-07-27
Image Number: 18010
Caption: Hi, I'm with the NAACP. We're trying to get people to stop using the N-word. …But it's become so pervasive in our culture that it's like trying to get people to stop smoking. Or littering. …Or back-talkin' in class. It's hard to get a N**** to stop back-talkin'. ...What?
     
280. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-02 bad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-02 Pub. Date: 2007-07-02
Image Number: 17823
Caption: Man, Clyde, there's been a lot of pick-pocketing lately. Yeh. Too bad. Yeah. To protect my wallet, I've been keeping a small, vicious dog in my pants pocket. Why are you telling me this? No reason.
     
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