"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," What's your problem?! My song just started preschool. This sweet, innocent child who's seen nothing but "Sesame Street" … came home after the first week and started hitting us and yelling "You're a bad guy! Good guys hit bad guys!" Yes, yes, it's an age-old problem: The corrupting influence of his peers. Might I suggest you wrap your angel in cellophane to protect him from his world? Better yet, launch him into space, where not even the cold virus can ever reach him! He did have the sniffles.
Boss, it's freezing in the café. It's like 20 degrees. Excellent. But we're not quite there yet. Go into the basement and tell Gunther to pedal faster or I revoke his work visa. Industrial grade air conditioners don't power themselves, after all. As soon as you see a customer turn blue, raise prices on the hot cocoa. Very bad man.