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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-10 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
Image Number: |
5872 |
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A burglar? Thank goodness! I thought you were a reporter!! CLICK. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2018-11-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-12-25 |
Image Number: |
3693 |
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Fine. I'll just return everything! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-14 |
Image Number: |
164883 |
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Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: I'm really excited about being old enough (13) to have my own cellphone soon. But my dad won't get me the iPhone X. He'll only get me an Android. Yuck. SMH. How do I get him to understand how much that's going to ruin my life so that he'll get me the X? HMB, Charlotte. I would like modern society to reconsider its freakish aversion to corporal punishment! I mean l ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
Viewable Date: |
2017-07-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-12 |
Image Number: |
160075 |
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Oh my gosh! Last night a snake crawled on stage at the symphony - and swallowed the conductor … Luckily it was a boa conductor. Tragedy averted.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2016-06-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-26 |
Image Number: |
144284 |
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You want to know why I'm voting for Trump? Because I like the idea of him making America great again. Oh, me too. That way we could all build bomb shelters in our backyards. Women could wear corsets, and men could wear suits and fedoras all the time, even while jogging. BLM activist love of red velvet cake. Daily Nutjob. Hillary failed to stop Pearl Harbor. Goodnight Grandpa. Men could smoke and drink in the office like real men, and women could go back to doing whatever we say. Black war vets could be denied a lot of the benefits of the G.I. Bill and I wouldn't have to sit in the front of the bus anymore. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." Hillary rep'd NY on 9/11. Coincidence? Exoneration Nation. I once read that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. I like the back of the bus. That way I could keep an eye our for all the Communists. Has aversion to pepper spray. Why? Hillary failed to stop destruction of Alderaan. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2015-09-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-27 |
Image Number: |
132520 |
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When someone says "Black Lives Matter," I respond by saying "All Lives Matter." Because I don't see color. But if you "don't see color," you can't see that young black men are far more likely to be shot unnecessarily by police than men of any other color. And you can't solve a problem if you can't even see it exists. It felt food to stand up for equality. So I didn't stop there. What do you mean? OWS protester love of red velvet cake. Daily Nut Job. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Goodnight Grandpa. I came across a "breast cancer survivor" meeting at the rec center. I poked my head in and shouted "All Cancer is Bad." By the looks on their faces, I could tell some of them realized they'd been totally horrible for acting like their cancer was so much more important than other cancers. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." Exoneration. I came across a funeral this morning, and after the eulogy I reminded the family that all people die, and that it's wrong of them to act like this one was more special than the rest of us. Has aversion to pepper spray. Why? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2015-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-15 |
Image Number: |
123843 |
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Giuliani was right. Obama doesn't love America. When you love something, you love it warts and moles and all. You have a mole. In fact, when you love something, you don't even point out its warts and moles. I noticed it years ago, but I don't remember it being that big. Pointing out warts and moles only hurts your loved one's feelings. Dude ... You might wanna get that thing checked. Daily Nutjob. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." You hate me, just like Obama hates America. Do you even OWN a mirror? Has aversion to pepper spray. Why? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2014-09-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-09-25 |
Image Number: |
5336 |
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It's the only darn thing you have to do all day! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2014-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-22 |
Image Number: |
113781 |
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One of my biggest pet peeves is people who talk to their dogs or cats as if they were babies. Another of my pet peeves is finding cat hair in my underwear drawer. You DO know that pet peeves don’t necessarily have to be about pets, don’t you? One of my biggest wife peeves is when she acts like she knows everything. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2014-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-02-05 |
Image Number: |
107204 |
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Oh, we had something quite amusing prepared. Unfortunately, this patient has a fear of cartoons. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2010-06-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-06-10 |
Image Number: |
48217 |
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Yesterday's "Fusco Brothers" made want to avert my eyes. I guess as of now we're even. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2010-01-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-01-29 |
Image Number: |
43372 |
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I'm holding you in contempt, counselor … I'd like to hold you in revulsion, but I don't think they have that in the law books. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2010-01-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-01-03 |
Image Number: |
42488 |
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You have a deep-seated aversion to … Deep-WHATED? Deep-seated. Are you sure it's not "deep-seeded'? No. I'm sure it's "deep-seated." But that makes no sense. Deep-seeded makes sense. A seed, a germ of a problem planted deep in the soil of the mind ... ... Too deep to find and kill before it sprouts into a big, gangly PROBLEM TREE. (Sigh) Ok. Your aversion to discussion emotion is so "deep-SEEDED" that it manifests itself into endless nitpicking. Gnat-picking would make more sense. I mean, only kids and dogs get nits. EVERYBODY gets gnats. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2007-09-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-18 |
Image Number: |
18655 |
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I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2006-09-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-09-27 |
Image Number: |
14791 |
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Doesn't like Dogs. How dogs decide who to jump on. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2003-10-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-09-29 |
Image Number: |
5366 |
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I don't want to go to obedience school. It's horrible there. They treat us like…like…like… Dogs? Yeah, like dogs! It must be hell. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
Viewable Date: |
2003-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
1998-10-15 |
Image Number: |
3056 |
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Checkers' ark. All this rain! I am so sick of water! Me, too! I don't even like water! I could go for a month without water! Yeah! And food! I could go for a month without food, too! Hey, waitaminit! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2002-03-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-01-01 |
Image Number: |
513 |
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Off. Herb could tell this date was going nowhere. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1996-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
1996-11-04 |
Image Number: |
68912 |
Caption: |
NURSE -- Relax, I'm just going to unclog the drain. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1995-07-27 |
Pub. Date: |
1995-07-27 |
Image Number: |
68423 |
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Anxiety Clinic. Phobia Clinic. Co-dependency Clinic. Closed due to circumstances beyond our control |
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