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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2019-09-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-06-18 |
Image Number: |
24194 |
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So, they tell me this your first book. We get shot of that? Actually, that everybody's first book. Prehistory tonight. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2019-04-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-05-22 |
Image Number: |
23591 |
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No! The Memoirs of a Two-Year-Old. Meet the author. No! |
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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2016-07-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-27 |
Image Number: |
147256 |
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Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2015-11-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-11 |
Image Number: |
135008 |
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Lemont … I hope you don't feel weird about the fact that I just wrote a novel in six days. Of course not, Susan. Why would I feel weird about that, just 'cause I've been writing all my life, and it always takes me months or years. And you're not bothered that all the biggest publishers are bidding in the six figures for it? 'Course not ... and you don't feel weird at all that it's already going to be turned into a movie? Censored. Censored. I mean ... I am so censored censored happy for you. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2015-11-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-10 |
Image Number: |
135007 |
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I went out with this book agent last week and told him some stories about work. Then he tried to get me to write a novel based on it. Awesome! I've written three, you know. If you need any advice, just come to me. I could walk you through it. Share my expertise. Writing a novel is a long, hard process. Takes about six months to a year. I'll guide you through it, 'cause you're my best friend and I love you. I finished it last week. I hate you with a passion. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2015-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-16 |
Image Number: |
121388 |
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Lemont Brown's "Writer's Credo" page 12. #47: This, I believe: NOTHING ENDS. Every "ending" - even DEATH - is the starting point for an infinite number of stories. #48: This, I believe: The studio that rejected my screenplay for "Casablanca 2" is an idiot. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2014-09-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-09-14 |
Image Number: |
115615 |
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Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid café owner who discovers a map to the lost coffee bean of the ancients. The bean is hidden in crumbling catacombs beneath a booby-trapped Mayan temple. Braving an almost certain grizzly death ... ... the cafe owner sends his obsequious minion to liberate the bean. Wait ... what? But the story really gets going when the evil minion tries filing for workman's comp just because he loses a few toes. Can the brave owner have his government stooge dismiss the complaint before his insurance premium is affected? Stay tuned! I don't think I get one-percenter fiction, boss. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2014-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-23 |
Image Number: |
115334 |
Caption: |
We're getting out of here, Roscoe. We're getting out, and I'm writing a book! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2014-08-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-20 |
Image Number: |
115331 |
Caption: |
We've decided we'd like your autobiography more if it wasn't about you. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2011-05-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-05-23 |
Image Number: |
61313 |
Caption: |
Good news! You've got a book in you, just waiting to come out! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2010-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-01-23 |
Image Number: |
43216 |
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I realize that you're drawing from personal experience. But "if you stare into the abyss, it begins to stare back" Is really trite … Creative writing assignment due. C-. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2010-01-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-01-21 |
Image Number: |
43273 |
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It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2009-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-15 |
Image Number: |
39692 |
Caption: |
RROWF! A memoir. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2009-08-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-05-11 |
Image Number: |
13699 |
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Ok, Miss Garcia. Just sign these memos here, here and here. Thanks, Dick. Scribble scribble scribble. Wait … Since when have I signed memos? Oh, yeah. My bad. I just take those back. Did that say "resignation"? No hablo ingles. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2008-12-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-06 |
Image Number: |
28396 |
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I discovered that being a beaver who was raised by porcupines has little marketing potential with memoir publishers. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
Viewable Date: |
2008-09-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-23 |
Image Number: |
26892 |
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Fresh paper and pen give Gavin a vague sense he should write something of merit, possibly even poetic. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2008-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-02-07 |
Image Number: |
21713 |
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Good news! You've got a book inside you, just waiting to come out! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2006-11-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-10-27 |
Image Number: |
15173 |
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Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
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2006-04-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-04-17 |
Image Number: |
13497 |
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Comedy Club. Funny thing happened to me yesterday! Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: The audience began to wonder if Bob's materials was original. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2005-04-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-04-23 |
Image Number: |
10290 |
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Sure, we can tell him you were writing under a pseudonym, but I think the judge will still view it as forgery. |
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