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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-31 |
| Image Number: |
169858 |
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Now Hiring. Apparently you need a college degree. It's not enough that I've spent years just staring off into space. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
169855 |
| Caption: |
And the whole thing is controlled by this single "universal" remote! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-09 |
| Image Number: |
166731 |
| Caption: |
Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-01 |
| Image Number: |
164329 |
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No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-01 |
| Image Number: |
162665 |
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There's the Big Dipper, kids. The big what?? All I see is sky. Right there, the stars that look like a water dipper. What's a water dipper? That's just a bunch of dots. It's also part of Ursa Major. There's any army guy up there? Seriously? Is he in a spaceship? No! No! Those stars form the shape of a bear! What are you talking about? Bears don't join the army, dad. If they did, maybe this wouldn't be so boring. How was the star gazing? Galileo would weep.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-22 |
| Image Number: |
162864 |
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Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
162051 |
| Caption: |
I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-02 |
| Image Number: |
161044 |
| Caption: |
Run.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-20 |
| Image Number: |
160348 |
| Caption: |
Sir, there is no possible way a "backyard astronomer" … could see a black hole on a home telescope … NASA. Well somebody sounds a little jealous.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-13 |
| Image Number: |
157824 |
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Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
156939 |
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Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
155738 |
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Astronomers have discovered seven new earth-size planets … that could possibly contain water and temperate climates, leading to hope that they could support … potential Democratic voters, if they can find a way to bring them here.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-26 |
| Image Number: |
156383 |
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"They found seven earth-like planets, Randy. Amazing time, little buddy. And they're all in the same star system. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Almost certainly not. I'm thinking it's no coincidence there are seven earthlike worlds in that system, and seven continents on earth. Stop! I don't want to hear any crazy conspiracy theories! Not everything is connected! Get over it, loser! I always thought it was fishy that both the first Jewish menorah and the Kwanzaa kinara have seven candles. We should have our own astronomy show. STOP!!! Come to think of it, I once dated seven sisters from Caracas, which has seven letters. Coincidence???
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
156096 |
| Caption: |
Ernie has a theory that stars are just holes in a vast expanse of ink. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-25 |
| Image Number: |
154806 |
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That astronomer Neil Degrasse Tyson admitted he was wrong about those deflated footballs the Patriots used two years ago. That's proof that the so-called "global warming" thing is a big fat hoax. You're saying that if someone's wrong about one thing. They must have been wrong about anything they've ever said? Hypothetically. I wouldn't know, since I've never been wrong. The Jungle.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-04 |
| Image Number: |
153815 |
| Caption: |
The Lab. I can see seven light-years away just fine, but I need my readers for anything closer.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-28 |
| Image Number: |
153712 |
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I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Whoopty doo. Tap tap tap tap tap. You'll be happy to know you are no longer the last of your kind, Sadie. Astronomers have discovered another supermassive black hole that expels nearly as much hot air as you do. You're now listed under "oppressive objects that burp out galactic gas." I will exact revenge at a time and place of my choosing.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-20 |
| Image Number: |
154444 |
| Caption: |
NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-30 |
| Image Number: |
151987 |
| Caption: |
Humans are not logical. A "five-start" rating is very unimpressive when you consider how many billion of us there are out there. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-09 |
| Image Number: |
150768 |
| Caption: |
Frankly, some of us have questions about your real motives for locating this wormhole.
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