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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-02 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-02 Pub. Date: 2018-10-02
Image Number: 174289
Caption: I'm the one who brought in all our dark money accounts, sir. Especially Judicial Jerkpac. They hired us to create ads polishing off the rough edges of their favorite judicial nominees. But Judge Groperman is accused of sexual assault. I'm not sure you're the right man for this one, Garcia. I'm just as capable as any man of abandoning my principles to defend lowlife scum. It's called being a professional You mean alleged lowlife scum.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-01 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-01 Pub. Date: 2018-10-01
Image Number: 174288
Caption: Sir, I saw you assigned the Judge Groperman account to Dick Fink. That's my account, sir. Why would you do that? Now that Groperman's been accused of attacking a woman, I thought maybe you would be more comfortable not handling his P.R. campaign. I see. Are you sure it's not because you're afraid I'll sabotage the campaign to make sure the state senate rejects his nomination? Yayle. I would never even think of doing such a thing. Clearly not. All cretins are innocent until proven guilty.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-03-18 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-03-18 Pub. Date: 2018-03-18
Image Number: 168967
Caption: Every time there's a huge massacre, the anti-massacre snowflakes try to take away my arsenal. Don't they know what country they're in? This country was founded on guns. The laws that forbid the carrying of arms … disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes ... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants ... for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man. - Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson never said that. And even if he had, you'd be resting your argument on the opinion of a slave owner. There they go playing the slavery card again. Well, you have to admit, if a guy thinks it's ok to treat people like property, that guy's judgment is suspect. That part of his judgment only applied to back then. The gun part applies to right now and forever ... because reasons. You know what he thought it was ok to do with his slaves?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-09 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-09 Pub. Date: 2017-07-09
Image Number: 159502
Caption: It's hard to debunk the whole "fake news" thing when so-called "journalists" keep lying, or keep not correcting their "mistakes" take Joy-Ann Reid, for instance. Who she? She has a show on MSNBC. The other week, after that former Bernie-supporter shot at those congressmen ... somebody tweeted "too soon to mention Bernie owes his entire political career to the NRA? Particularly his support of assault rifles his R opponent decried?" "Journalist" Joy-Ann Reid retweeted that, adding "I hope we have the maturity as a country to confront facts like this at the same time we're thinking of victims and keeping level heads." But it wasn't a fact. Sanders opposed assault rifles. The NRA backed him in that one race to punish the Republican who'd just changed his position on assault rifles. A Vermont gun store owner said at the time, "At least [Bernie's] consistent" with his opposition to semi-automatic rifles. A simple Google search would've told her that, apparently Joy-Ann Reid doesn't even Joy-Ann read. This whole thing was so you could say that joke, wasn't it.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-18 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-18 Pub. Date: 2017-06-18
Image Number: 158658
Caption: I read your article bashing Congressman Thugman for assaulting a reporter, you'd better watch your back, Leroy. Lemont. Whatever. You should change your name to "Enemy of the American People." Trump said so, and he's right. How was he right? There's nothing more American than a free press. Read the first amendment. The press is enshrined in the Constitution! Journalists report being beaten, arrested. Oh yeah? Well, the so-called "Constitution" also enshrined slavery. Yeah, but then the Constitution abolished slavery, with the 13th amendment. Exactly. It's crazy for you to defend yourself with a document that can't even make up its mind. No wonder they're body-slamming you guys now. I'm starting to think you'll say anything just to win an argument. That's my first amendment right. Why do you hate the Constitution?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-06 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-06 Pub. Date: 2016-11-06
Image Number: 149972
Caption: I don't care about anything I've heard lately, I'm still voting for Donald Trump on Tuesday. Yeah, maybe he teaches young men it's ok to objectify and assault women. And maybe he teaches young women that they're worthless. But we're not electing a "role model." And sure, maybe he's a tad racist. But we're not electing a "sensitivity trainer." Sigh. Newsweak. And yeah, maybe he hasn't paid income taxes ever since "Pocahontas" was in theaters, but we're not electing a "Taxpayer in Chief." And sure, maybe he's far better at alienating people than he is at winning them over. But we're not electing a "leader." ... What? Nothing.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-22 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-22 Pub. Date: 2016-10-22
Image Number: 149909
Caption: I don't care what the evidence says, the "Central Park Five" were guilty of assaulting that woman! I said it before and I'll say it again: what were they doing there in the first place, playing checkers? Trump. Seriously, Mr. Trump? Why would black and brown kids be in a park? SERIOUSLY? EXACTLY! You see my point. Very suspicious.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-21 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-21 Pub. Date: 2016-10-21
Image Number: 149908
Caption: Mr. Trump, in 1989, a white woman was assaulted in Central Park. Five black and brown teens confessed. Vancouver Taxi. You took out a full page ad demanding the death penalty. In 2002, they were all proven innocent. The real perpetrator confessed, DNA evidence exonerated them, and courts found the cops had coerced their confessions. Yet just two weeks ago, you insisted they were still guilty anyway ... Why? I'm a better judge of guilt than the evidence is.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-20 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-20 Pub. Date: 2016-10-20
Image Number: 149907
Caption: Mr. Trump, a couple weeks ago, you said something outrageous and I want to give you a chance to clarify your thoughts. Vancouver Taxi. Listen, all I said was I kiss women and grab their junk without permission. What's the big deal? EVERY guy brags about how he sexually assaults broads. Trump. (A) I was referring to your comment about the "Central Park Five," and (B) ... No, no they don't!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-30 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-30 Pub. Date: 2016-05-30
Image Number: 143918
Caption: Bill Cosby's standing trial for criminal sexual assault in Pennsylvania. It's shocking, Susan … Shocking that it doesn't shock me at all to say that anymore. We get used to anything. And I don't know whether that's good or bad. I'm still shocked. Maybe you're just jaded. Eh ... I've heard that a million times.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-26 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-26 Pub. Date: 2014-12-26
Image Number: 120259
Caption: I really don't see why you need to show your son "The Cosby Show." Is it because "Cliff Huxtable" raised you? He was the only father I ever knew, Susan. He taught me how to be a man. How to be a father. Yeah, but Lemont ... Your son has you. He doesn't need Bill Cosby. If we only had what we needed, we wouldn't have electricity, clothes or mouthwash. Don't. Change. The subject.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-25 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-25 Pub. Date: 2014-12-25
Image Number: 120258
Caption: I don't see why you need to show your son "The Cosby Show," Lemont. If he did what they say he did, he deserves to be erased from history. Which "he," Susan? When you're discussing two people in one sentence, you have to be specific about which one you're referring to in the following sentence. Don't change the subject. How can I? You haven't specified one.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-24 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-24 Pub. Date: 2014-12-24
Image Number: 120257
Caption: I've decided to show Lionel "The Cosby Show," no matter what's going on. You know why? Because Thomas Jefferson owned slaves. And he thought blacks were inferior in every way. And yet, that is the dude who wrote "all men are created equal." If that guy's face can be on my nickel, Cliff Huxtable can be on my tv.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-23 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-23 Pub. Date: 2014-12-23
Image Number: 120256
Caption: I want my baby boy to have the same values I have. So he needs to know the people who raised me. Don't look at me like that. I wasn't looking at you, Big L. I am not being defensive. If you want him to watch "The Cosby Show," that's your business.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-14 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-14 Pub. Date: 2014-12-14
Image Number: 119508
Caption: Mommy caught me watching The Cosby Show and other old sitcoms and she flipped out. What does "I haven't done a criminal background check on Mr. Drummond yet" mean?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-08 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-08 Pub. Date: 2014-12-08
Image Number: 119933
Caption: So … So? Now? No, I think I still don't wanna talk about this whole Bill Cosby thing. Me neither. Run!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-13 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-13 Pub. Date: 2014-07-13
Image Number: 113038
Caption: Do you remember those five black and latin brothas from New York who was put in jail for assaulting a lady they never met? They sat in jail for years for that 'cause the NYPD was so sure it had to be some brown kids that they didn't bother lookin' no further. The city just had to pay those brothas $40 million 'cause of the injustice of it all. $40 million! Can you beleedat, Big L? They only one thing that would make this story better ... If somebody would pay the lady that got attacked $40 million, too. Who are you and what have you done with the real Clyde? They could also pay me $2 mil for havin' to watch it all on tv back when it happened.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-16 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-16 Pub. Date: 2013-09-16
Image Number: 101654
Caption: Can we get Zimmerman on this "domestic violence" thing? No, his wife's not pressing charges. Can we get him on those two times he was stopped for speeding? No. One of those cops didn’t even ticket him. How 'bout that time he was charged with felony assault of cop? The cops said "never mind." Thug 4 Life. Just let it go, Clyde. I'm startin' to think Zimmerman know the Jedi Mind Trick.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-05 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-05 Pub. Date: 2012-03-05
Image Number: 39252
Caption: What's wrong with you? I was talking to this chick when she said, "Don't call me a chick. You @#$% @$$." I said, "I'm not a '@#$% @$$,' lady, I'm just politically incorrect." And then it hit me … That "politically incorrect" is just a politically correct way of saying '@#$% @$$'? No, I mean her fist. (Originally published in 2009).
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-03 assault 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-03 Pub. Date: 2011-07-03
Image Number: 62677
Caption: Dear Moron … I'm extremely offended by your latest blog where you defended Rihanna's "Man Down" video; where her character shoots a man who had sexually assaulted her. What a double-standard! If Chris Brown had made a video where HE shot a woman, you'd be outraged! And don't give me the excuse that "Well he beat HER up, not the other way around." That's neither here nor there. What kind of message does it send to show a sexual predator getting gunned down in cold blood? "DON'T RAPE PEOPLE." You and Rihanna owe rapists everywhere an apology.
     
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