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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-07 |
| Image Number: |
20918 |
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Sucking on a wheat stalk failed to soothe Al Fusco's nerves… Odd…it always seemed to work for Andy Griffith. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
179296 |
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I got a left sock, a. kidney bean an' a bootleg video of … never mind. Wait … A bootleg video of what? You can't just start a sentence like that and not finish it. It's a video some brotha given' a career day speech to kids in the Monroe High auditorium. Bruh was reeeal nervous. I was not nerv -- I mean, it wasn't me. I ain't never seen nobody projectile vomit they entire lunch before.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
17833 |
| Caption: |
Relax… I'm not a dog, I'm a wolverine. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-21 |
| Image Number: |
174386 |
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Ask Sadie. Our resident 90-something-year-old radio pundit Sadie Cohen answers actual reader questions. AS away at asksadieshow@gmail.com (if you're sure you want the answer). Dear Sadie, I have to give a speech. When I stand up in front of people to talk, my palms get sweaty, my stomach hurts, and I suddenly have to use the bathroom, even I didn't eat anything. any advice? - Shy in Scottsdale. Excellent question. It reminds me of the very first time I was supposed to give a big speech. It as May 6, 1937 ... As head of the Ladies Auxiliary of Manchester Township's Dirigible Fan Club, I was to give a rousing welcome to an incoming blimp. As the German airship drifted gently overhead, I picked up the microphone, and ... By the ay, you know what people don't tell you? They don't tell you that it could create a spark when you accidentally whack a microphone on a mental box full of fireworks. I was by no means relieved about not having to give a speech that day. That would be wrong. And it was by no means intentional ... not provably so, anyway. Anyway, what were you asking about, again? How quickly to establish an alibi? Um ... that's ok. I've gotta go. Asksadieshow@gmail.com
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-12 |
| Image Number: |
172076 |
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Permission to come aboard! Sure. Where's she going? Aren't you an emotional support parrot? Yes. But I'll be ok as soon as I get a tankard of grog.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-10 |
| Image Number: |
171944 |
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What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-10 |
| Image Number: |
171805 |
| Caption: |
What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-30 |
| Image Number: |
162859 |
| Caption: |
How did you pay for this beautiful sofa? Through a new lay awake plan. What's that? I lay awake wondering how I'm going to pay for it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-08 |
| Image Number: |
159236 |
| Caption: |
Careful! Watch out for that baby! Not so high! Yikes! Big dog! Don't jump! Man, nothin' like a day in the park to chill, huh?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-11 |
| Image Number: |
158169 |
| Caption: |
Hey Mike, your ex-wife just walked in … Big deal. That was a long time ago and we've put our differences behind us. In fact I still light up when she enters a room.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
146850 |
| Caption: |
Are you ok? Just give me a minute. What's wrong? I … I can't do this … |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-26 |
| Image Number: |
147179 |
| Caption: |
Coloring books aren't just for children anymore. More and more adults are discovering the calming, soothing effects of coloring. And it's been proven to lower a person's level of anxiety. Skritch skritch. You're coloring outside the lines, gramma. I am not! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-26 |
| Image Number: |
146849 |
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… if we have a dance floor, we lose four tables. We could use stand-up tables if we don't do a sit-down meal. Brad, stop. What? You need to pull over. Why, am I speeding? Yes. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-24 |
| Image Number: |
146847 |
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Check it out! A list of all the stuff we're gonna do to fix this place up for ya! Do you prefer mini-blinds or curtains? Oh, and look at the paint chips. Do you like white? Off-white? Ivory? Cream? Snowflake? TJ, I can't - We'll talk remodel later, TJ. We gotta get to our meeting. We have a ton of wedding stuff to decide before we get to the meeting. I made a list. Another lis - There's six pages here! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-23 |
| Image Number: |
146846 |
| Caption: |
Jonah dumped Shannon on you again?! That guy - Brad, not now. So, we're taking her to the wedding planning meeting with us? What else can we - Yo! Gotcha covered! My assistant remodeler! I get to smash things! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-27 |
| Image Number: |
143404 |
| Caption: |
Axel, the best advice I can give you in life is this: Don't think of it as a disaster waiting to happen. Just think of it as a disaster. That eliminates dread. ? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
140288 |
| Caption: |
Knock! Knock! Knock! Sylvia! You're alive!! Thank goodness!! You didn't answer your phone, so I thought you must be sick or dying!! Oh … sorry, mom. My battery must be dead. You were right, Dan. Just turning off my phone doesn't work. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-21 |
| Image Number: |
140287 |
| Caption: |
I've tried calling Sylvia at least 20 times today. She doesn't answer! You know what I think is the reason? She's tired of you calling her all the time? No! She must've been in a terrible accident or she's very, very sick!! Of course. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-14 |
| Image Number: |
138394 |
| Caption: |
Where are you going? The dentist. I'm having some dental work done. And I'm a little nervous. Why? Is it going to hurt? It shouldn't. He's going to put me to sleep first. "For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil ..." It's not that kind of 'put to sleep'!! I told you to floss more but nooooo. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-20 |
| Image Number: |
134419 |
| Caption: |
Quill said you teach kids! Love kids, so funny. And you sing?! You're amazing! Kafe Kablooie! Oh! I LOVE your parents! You're all adorable! Honestly? I was SO nervous to meet you. But you're a doll! Don't know what I was worried about! I actually sat in my car outside acting out what to say! Crazy, right? Yeah. Who'd do that? |
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