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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-26 |
| Image Number: |
180600 |
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I need a cold compress, a bucket of painkillers and a pacifier. Quick. What's happening? Uncle Mort is kicking caffeine - after six decades at four cups a day. Why? He believed coffee is responsible for his angry, liberal rants. Tar and feather Hannity! That's the withdrawal talking. Stick with it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-04-10 |
| Image Number: |
59094 |
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It's unfair! Ms. Pierce is quizzing us on a book she assigned two seconds ago … Just to push us for the stupid standardized tests that mean nothing … Except to idiot politicians and professors from the education hackocracy!! Slam! Talk about high speed rail. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-31 |
| Image Number: |
180128 |
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Livid! What? Popular culture is glorifying vampires. Have we forgotten that these creatures kill, feed off human flesh, and most of all, belittle the aging process?! I can get livid even about things that don't actually exist. Your anger is immortal.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-06-05 |
| Image Number: |
23801 |
| Caption: |
This could be the end of Edwin's trouble-free evening. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-14 |
| Image Number: |
179838 |
| Caption: |
Anger Management Clinic. Do not perturb.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-08 |
| Image Number: |
178909 |
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Remember how I said ICE detained that 18-year-old American citizen for nearly a month? He said when they finally let him go, he'd lost over 20 pounds because food was scarce in the camp. Detainees have said the older kids often give their rations to the little ones to keep them from crying because the crying angers the guards. What country is this?! Careful, if they think you don't know, they might come for you.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
178465 |
| Caption: |
You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
178276 |
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Aah … Here's some good news for you! Really? What is it? Some scientists at a university did a study … The results show that women with larger rear ends tend to live longer. They're not sure why. Some people don't handle good news well.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-18 |
| Image Number: |
178110 |
| Caption: |
We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-17 |
| Image Number: |
178094 |
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Nothing yet, guys. I'm waiting for January Jones - you know, the actor? Oh yeah, the guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark. No Mad Men. I ain't mad. You mad, Phil? I'd say I'm more perturbed than mad, Al. Double vodka.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-26 |
| Image Number: |
177771 |
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One of my readers asked me Why do I sense such anger in you? What'd you say? I said That's probably because I'm not a sociopath. I said When people die because they can't afford health insurance, I care. When we tell kids they're nothing without college and then saddle them with loans they can never repay ... I care. When people figure out all sorts of ways to keep black people from voting, I care ... When poor people are being lied to about whether their water is safe to drink, I care. When our President separates toddlers and babies from their asylum-seeking mothers for months, I care. And because I care, I'm angered. I bet being a sociopath is relaxing. I'll relax when there's not more police brutality. Shut up, I'm trying to relax.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-23 |
| Image Number: |
177719 |
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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. Mad in Montauk, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java .Net Cybercafe. My husband and I are getting divorced, and it's gotten bitter and angry. The problem is, we have 43 mutual friends on Facebook, and he's being do unreasonable about which ones are rightly his. You're arguing over custody of your Facebook friends? What the @#$% is wrong with you people?! Obviously they're all yours. Everyone knows it's usually the woman who created the friendships in the first place. Also, I should get the kids, right?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-15 |
| Image Number: |
177634 |
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Your generation is obsessed with chronicling itself. Blogging and Twittering, and sharing all your thoughts and feelings. When I was a girl, it was considered impolite to speak about oneself. We kept our feelings inside until they burned and hurt, and exploded finally in anger and violence. Oh, but you're too good for all that! I'm superior in all ways.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-30 |
| Image Number: |
177384 |
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Guess who won a Pulitzer Prize for his latest album, bruh? Ain't that that prize you been try'na win since we was six? It don't bother you that I won it before you did, do it? Of course not. I'm censored thrilled for you. I couldn't be happier. You censored deserve it, you censored censored! So we cool, then? Of course, why the censored would you ask?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
177234 |
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I said: Get me a @#$% coffee! You're healed. What saved you? I was watching the news and I saw you - on my tv - spending the night to buy a new iPhone as soon as they went on sale. Your mindless consumerism made me so @#$% angry, that I spontaneously healed so I could come back here and strangle you! Hand over that &@#$ iPhone, loser! No way, it's keeping you healthy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-04 |
| Image Number: |
177037 |
| Caption: |
Did you get through to the talk show? No, the call screener said I wasn't angry enough. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-27 |
| Image Number: |
176511 |
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So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-25 |
| Image Number: |
176530 |
| Caption: |
Why are your parents angry that you're going to be Peter Pan in the school play? They just heard I'm going to be suspended. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-23 |
| Image Number: |
176213 |
| Caption: |
Why is Nelson sulking in the chair? He's mad because I won't let him go outside unless he puts on a pair of long pants. But like my mother used to say, you can be happy in the same pants you're mad in. Does that even make sense? You don't argue with my mom.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-05 |
| Image Number: |
176148 |
| Caption: |
Continuing their argument on the way to an upper floor is the only time these two politicians elevate the level of discourse. |
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