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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-01 |
| Image Number: |
180599 |
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When did you last go on vacation? April. Menu. Of 2018. Correct. Do you know how I know that? You track my movements? I regularly call your cellphone and get your voicemail. It still says: This is Rudy. I'm on vacation until April 9. I'll get back to you when I return. Change your vacation voicemail already! Brought to you by CYVMAFABA - the Change Your Vacation Message Association for a Better America. (Seriously. Change it already.)
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-24 |
| Image Number: |
180471 |
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Land ho!!! Really? Let me see … How did Donald Trump beat us here???
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-14 |
| Image Number: |
180301 |
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Remember when we were kids, you wanted to write a story about a white slave in an alternate-universe America run by black slave owners? I've been wanting to read that book ever since. You should really write it. How do you remember that? I don't even remember that. That's why I explained to you the importance of keeping a meticulous journal, on April 11th, 1982. I don't remember that.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-29 |
| Image Number: |
180126 |
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I've got to capitalize on America's fascination with vampires. By dressing up like a bozo? Twilight, True Blood … Vampires are everywhere. And chicks can't get enough. If I figure out the allure, I could be irresistible. Plan A: Sleep in ground and cover self in pig blood. We have a winner.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-15 |
| Image Number: |
179812 |
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Salesman of the year Nat Feller. Congratulation, Nat. Thanks, Picasso. How're you going to spend that bonus money? I don't know. On more red MAGA hats?!! That's me in a Santa hat at the children's hospital. Cont --->
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-30 |
| Image Number: |
179725 |
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Huff here's huff your huff tea huff … huff … huff … huff … I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin? All huff across America, huff office worker are ditching huff their desks and walking huff on treadmills while they work. Can I get some water. Coming right up. Good thing I wore my tripping shoes.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
3715 |
| Caption: |
American Idle. ( A couch potato lounges on a recliner while watching television.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-13 |
| Image Number: |
179398 |
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The world's going to censored Susan. I don’t think it's wrong for me to want one last shot at absolute euphoria. How about it, Susan? Just you and me. But … Lemont … What about your girlfriend? I don't think she'd mind if I saw Coming to America 2 with you.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-31 |
| Image Number: |
178783 |
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What's your question for Ask Sadie? Are America's best days behind us? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country. I still have no idea what he was talking about. I don't even remember what I asked you.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
178274 |
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I'm unpoor! You're what? You're looking at an employed man. After seven years of unemployment, I just got a job at Walmart. It pays slightly more than minimum wage. Congrats. The first thing I'm going to do with my newfound wealth is buy a new pair of boxers. I haven't bought a new pair of boxers since 2012. America is great again, baby!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
178297 |
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I'm here, Frank! It's birthday card time! ? ! Happy Birthday, America! (Published originally on June 29, 2003.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-09 |
| Image Number: |
178019 |
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The year 2039. Beeeep … Beeeep … Beeeep … This is an alert from the emergency broadcast system. This is not a frill. An oxygen dead zone has been detected in your area. Remain indoors, seal all vents, and activate your dwelling's oxygen tank. If you are outdoors without a personal supply of oxygen, proceed to the nearest shelter. If you are at a shelter but have no oxygen insurance, immediately exit the shelter and hold your breath as long as possible. State Tv now returns you to your program, already in progress ... six of the candidates applying to the Chamber of Commerce to be overseer of North America favor an Oxygen for All system. Thanks because they're socialists. Click.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-06 |
| Image Number: |
177955 |
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I heard about how the police raided your home office, took your computers an' whatnot. Yeah. I wrote an article about police abuse of power based info a source leaked to me. You never shoulda did that, bruh. What was you thinking? I was thinking this was America. That's fake news.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-25 |
| Image Number: |
177721 |
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Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking You get what you pay for. Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in word or in deed?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-09 |
| Image Number: |
177531 |
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Do you understand now why I never want to have kids, Lemont? You hate kids. No, I love them. And I don't want them living in a world where they have to be taught what to do in case of an active shooter. It's not the world, Susan. It's America. You could move to lots of places where school shootings don't happen. Well ... can I move to someplace that won't be affected by climate change? It's ok to admit you just don't like kids.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-03 |
| Image Number: |
177415 |
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Do you think I look like Cory Booker? Not remotely. Why? A little kid said I did. It was an innocent thing to day, but it got me wondering. About race in America. About whether I could charge more money to little kids for talking to me 'cause I look like the president. Or am I just being a romantic? More money?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-24 |
| Image Number: |
177325 |
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I interviewed President Trump the other day. He still really believes he only lost the popular vote because there were up to 5 million illegal votes … even though there's zero evidence of that. It didn't make sense 'til yesterday. Remember that line from the Seinfeld rerun we saw last night? A lie is not a lie if you believe it. America elected George Costanza president.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-29 |
| Image Number: |
176845 |
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Today's word o' the day is dangle. No clue. What construction workers say immediately followed by - You look fine. Sports. When you're born you get a ticket to a freak show. When you're born in America you get a front row seat. George Carlin.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-24 |
| Image Number: |
176623 |
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I liked your latest article, The Living Chain of History. Thanks. When I was a kid, I met the last person who ever interviewed a slave. That slave's grandfather was Thomas Jefferson's slave. That means I spoke with someone who spoke with someone who spoke with someone who spoke with Thomas Jefferson. I'm only three spokes removed from a conversation with one of America's Founding Fathers. That's why you wrote No wonder we do all this horrible !@#$? Our society couldn't be more than $600 spokes removed from cavemen.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
176734 |
| Caption: |
… ernmost point USA. Ralph what is this marker? I'm not sure … but I think this is the Southern most pointer.
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