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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-06-29 |
| Image Number: |
17708 |
| Caption: |
Eventually, I'd like to direct. Direct what…? What have you got? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-14 |
| Image Number: |
174562 |
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Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The article also said to achieve success you should "never take a backseat to anybody"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-25 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
5110 |
| Caption: |
This kingdom is now officially Protestant. Let's get going on those work ethics!! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-02-24 |
| Image Number: |
3563 |
| Caption: |
Career-wise, I'm behind schedule. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-19 |
| Image Number: |
154093 |
| Caption: |
Your cough IS unproductive, but I'm more concerned by your unmotivated sneezes, your apathetic earache, and your sniffles' overall lack of ambition.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-21 |
| Image Number: |
153433 |
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Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: The Talk. Specifically, how to have "the talk" with your younguns before they hear about it on the streets or from their president. The best thing to do is to use the tried and true Cohen method: Teach your child that within the pants of every member of the opposite sex lurks a monster that'll drain them of ambition, turn them into mindless automatons, and cause them to make fools of themselves. I'm talking, of course, about iPhones. Keep your younguns off the tweeter-machine!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-31 |
| Image Number: |
148154 |
| Caption: |
A guy like you who lives life in the fast lane has to expect a few fender benders. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-09-06 |
| Image Number: |
34358 |
| Caption: |
Caution. Now, that was one ambitious pothole. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
145346 |
| Caption: |
Sheep's clothing is fine, but you need to think bigger. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-24 |
| Image Number: |
142395 |
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This article is written for those ambitious people living life in the fast lane. It has some quotes about hard work and success. It's believed Vince Lomabardi said "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." "Success is dependent on effort" is attributed to Sophocles. And there's this from Colin Powell: "There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work and learning from failure." I tried to live life in the fast lane for a while ... but it seems I'm an off-road vehicle. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-26 |
| Image Number: |
139582 |
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Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the Supreme Court? Yes, unfortunately. You'd have to go back in time and start preparing early. By that I mean WAY back. As in you'd have to ensure that the cells that formed you had genes that would give you intellectual curiosity, above-average intelligence, and ambition. But you do still have time to become a layabout. You seem to have prepared very well for that. What? You'd still get to wear a robe all day. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-15 |
| Image Number: |
133825 |
| Caption: |
When I was young, I was determined to get a college degree and change the world. I wanted to do important things like save the environment, raise good kids, be a responsible citizen. My main goal in life was making my mark! Now it's erasing your marks? Turns out, making marks leaves marks ... Mark-E-Race. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-04-04 |
| Image Number: |
124049 |
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… There'd be a coffee bar, deli, theater, live music … maybe I'd even pick up my guitar again! The Warehouse Plan. This is truly ambitious and exciting, honey, but - what about funding? Right. I figure $60,000 minimum. I don't think we'd qualify for a loan ... No. Oh, well. Dumb idea. Hold on. Do we know a crazy person with an extra $60,000? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-02-02 |
| Image Number: |
6454 |
| Caption: |
When I grow up I want to either be a crime re-enactment actor or a criminal. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-31 |
| Image Number: |
121966 |
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What's life all about? Death. Erethang we do be about getting' what we can while we can. We ain't got but seven, eight decades to get all the naps, all the money, all the lovin', all the eatin', an all the tv-watchin' we can. I think we can do more than that in eight decades, Clyde. Life's about findin' five things you good at an' explorin' them to they fullest. You can't "explore" napping. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-10-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-10-14 |
| Image Number: |
5447 |
| Caption: |
Study hard and you'll never have to carry this much weight when you're a grown-up. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-09-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-09-16 |
| Image Number: |
116317 |
| Caption: |
Rudy, I'm worried about growing old. That I won't have time to fulfill my bucket list. Chickens don't make bucket lists. I think it's because of the whole KFC thing. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-26 |
| Image Number: |
114645 |
| Caption: |
I am SO ready to get out there and DO something with my life!! There's our ride. How far to the clinic? Maybe we should've packed a lunch … I brought snacks. Plus water, bug repellent, first aid kit- Estamos aqui. CLINICA. Wha'd he say? We're here … |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-08-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-20 |
| Image Number: |
115310 |
| Caption: |
… And to top it off, after school today, Ms. Jensen asked me what I want to be. Give me a break. House of Java .net cybercafe. No one knows what they want t be when they grow up. I was the rare exception. I knew someday I'd work at a high tech giant. Huh? She wanted to know what I wanted to be in some stupid fall play. She assigned me the singing cactus. Never, ever lie. But if anyone asks, I work at Apple. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-28 |
| Image Number: |
114076 |
| Caption: |
Steve's pretty sure now he's lost his drive. |
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