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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-15 |
Image Number: |
179908 |
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Airport Exit. I was thoroughly searched, confined in a small space and given a lousy meal. There's no difference between the descriptions of flying and going to jail. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2019-08-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-24 |
Image Number: |
179098 |
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Do you think you'll ever get tired of working for the TSA, Randy? Let me see, little buddy … Will I ever get tired of encountering some of the most interesting people in the world … like Beyonce, and Rihanna, and Emilia Clarke, and Amber Heard, and Jennifer Lawrence, and the rest ... and making sure their pat-downs are completely professional yet totally thorough? This is why I never fly anywhere anymore. As long as blood pumps through my veins, I will never tire of this job.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-08-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-18 |
Image Number: |
173634 |
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Airport. If you see something, tweet something. Security has taken a strange turn. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-11 |
Image Number: |
163378 |
Caption: |
My health coverage plan is terrible. Well, it can't be worse than mine … when I need to be x-rayed they send me to the airport. AARP.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2017-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-24 |
Image Number: |
157302 |
Caption: |
Airport security. Sir, bringing a cellphone camera on a commercial flight is a threat to airline public relations.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
Viewable Date: |
2017-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-26 |
Image Number: |
155165 |
Caption: |
All flights. Remove hats belts shoes.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-10-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-11 |
Image Number: |
149580 |
Caption: |
Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything. (Published originally on May 13, 2011.) |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-28 |
Image Number: |
149027 |
Caption: |
Divided Airlines. Another one? Out of order. Excuse me, where's the nearest working men's room? Gate 57. Which gate are we at? Gate 2. Totally unrelated question: Where's the nearest potted plant?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-27 |
Image Number: |
149026 |
Caption: |
Ahem. All gates. Ahem. Don't rush me, please. Ahem! @#*! … Well this isn't my shoe.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-26 |
Image Number: |
149025 |
Caption: |
Step in to the machine please, sir. Ted Striker Memorial Airport. Candorville/Canardville. Isn't that the machine that shows me naked? You don't have to go through it. I can have Agent Crotchgrabber pat you down instead. Just make sure this doesn't end up on the internet. No promises.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-23 |
Image Number: |
148756 |
Caption: |
Airport Exit. You decided not to go after all? Yeah, the security line was longer than the trip. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-26 |
Image Number: |
147559 |
Caption: |
Airport Security. Our scanner is down, so if each of you could frisk the person behind you, it would be a big help. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2016-07-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-25 |
Image Number: |
146488 |
Caption: |
You know what? Your pretties can fly when we say your pretties can fly! Security. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2015-03-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-07 |
Image Number: |
123749 |
Caption: |
You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My family reunion is in Bermuda this year. But I hate flying. Ever since they started poking and prodding and x-raying and de-shoe-ung us, I swore I'd only go places to which I could drive. Are you using post-9/11 security enhancements as an excuse to avoid spending time with your annoying relatives? Because if so, I salute you. I will not be fondled by the TSA just to watch Aunt Bertha do the Electric Slide. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2015-01-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-26 |
Image Number: |
122208 |
Caption: |
Another episode of TSA Agents: Off Duty. You didn't wash your hands. Men. Beep beep. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2014-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-18 |
Image Number: |
119485 |
Caption: |
Airport Security. Do you have anything in your pockets? No, I just bought an airline ticket. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2014-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-10-09 |
Image Number: |
117567 |
Caption: |
A journey of a thousand miles begins with getting to the airport two hours early and taking off your shoes! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
Viewable Date: |
2014-10-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-10-02 |
Image Number: |
117106 |
Caption: |
Where do you think we go when we die? Look up "purgatory." Purgatory: "A place of state or suffering where souls explain why they should go to heaven." It's basically airport screening, but you get to keep your shoes on. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2014-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-27 |
Image Number: |
115872 |
Caption: |
Airport Security. Remove your shoes and belts, and go through the scanner. The TST-TSA fly. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2014-08-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-24 |
Image Number: |
114842 |
Caption: |
Cutbacks. Keep moving. Airport Security. Self-frisking station. |
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