Ahem. All gates. Ahem. Don't rush me, please. Ahem! @#*! â€¦ Well this isn't my shoe.
Step in to the machine please, sir. Ted Striker Memorial Airport. Candorville/Canardville. Isn't that the machine that shows me naked? You don't have to go through it. I can have Agent Crotchgrabber pat you down instead. Just make sure this doesn't end up on the internet. No promises.