Some online retailers are offering to exchange any gift after Christmas. We don't need to match that to keep market share. Our business model is entirely different that theirs. Meanwhile, at the mall. Halloween has come and gone ... Thanksgiving went too soon ... so now I hum a Christmas tune ... that's played in stores since June!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Political Consultant. Politics is seasonal work, so now I'm helping kids create campaigns that will persuade Santa Claus to take them off his "naughty list." I'm very messy! My mom always has to clean up after me. We'll tell Santa that you have a record of creating jobs. And I flunked history because I was playing video games instead of doing my homework. Call yourself a "technology expert, not focused on the past." Worst of all, I took pennies and nickels from my sister's piggy bank. Just say that you "wanted change"! Ernie, that won't work --- The kids not running for office! He's going to get coal in his stocking! Coal?! Then we can also say that he has an energy plan!