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| Candorville |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-03-13 |
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2018-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
169394 |
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I’m started an ongoing series on my news site where I cover stories the country has forgotten about. Dr. Noodle. I'll be covering how people are still being poisoned in Flint, how the Sioux are still fighting to keep an oil company from threatening their water supply, etc ... The preface I'm writing reminds people we're still at war in Afghanistan after 17 years ... Yes, yes. But the fact remains, I can't diagnose the entire country with amnesia without losing my license. C'mon, it would add so much to the preface.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2017-04-02 |
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2017-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
155710 |
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You realize we've been fighting in Afghanistan for fifteen years now? The war's old enough to get a work permit. The war's old enough to get married in seven states, with parental consent. The Candorville Chronicle. Trump Hotel Mars not cause of NASA … The war's old enough to be held criminally liable for breaking the law. It's old enough to roll its eyes at its parents and think they don't know anything about anything. Dems consider, reject change. The Afghanistan war is old enough to have read Orwell's "1984," in which he wrote "The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous." Wait ... we're still in Afghanistan? The war is old enough to Google that quote and find out Orwell didn't really write that.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2015-05-18 |
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2015-05-18 |
| Image Number: |
127171 |
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Did you know we spend $2 billion a week in Afghanistan, Susan? Do you know how many Americans could have health insurance for $2 billion a week? Do you know how many roads and bridges and tracks we could fix for $2 billion a week? Do you know how many episodes of a new "Star Trek" show we could produce for $2 billion a week? I mean ... Do you know how many hungry Americans we could feed for $2 billion a week? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2015-04-18 |
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2015-04-18 |
| Image Number: |
125567 |
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This just in: The Afghanistan war appears not to be over after all. An American soldier was just … Click. More and more states are passing restrictive voter ID laws, eliminating early voting, and passing other laws that many say will make it harder for black ... Click. In response to California's epic drought, the governor has ordered people to shower no more than once a month ... Click. Gilligaaaan ... The Skipper tooooo ... The millionaire ... |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2012-11-09 |
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2012-11-09 |
| Image Number: |
89425 |
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2016! 2016! 2016! 2016! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. CLINTON! CUOMO! CHRISTIE! 2016! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. The east coast is still struggling to recover from hurricane Sandy. Troops are still dying in Afghanistan. Our drones are killing innocent civilians in Pakistan. Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. Wait. ... What? 2016! '16! 2016!!! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2011-04-15 |
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2011-04-15 |
| Image Number: |
59640 |
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Lemont? I’m sorry I'm messing up your custody case. But I'll do better, honest! Your son should get to be with his dad. Especially since you're not in Afghanistan. What? Mommy says I can't meet my dad 'cause he's in Afghanistan driving soldiers all over in a big metal truck. She says he used to drive them from the base to their missions, but now he drives them from Earth and heaven. ... Oh. How much gas do you think that takes? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-12-19 |
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2009-12-19 |
| Image Number: |
41950 |
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In other news, the president is escalating the War in Afghanistan. This just in: thousands of Americans died this year for lack of health insurance. Zzzzz. In other news, Tiger Woods has SEX! Munch munch. Top story: thousands of Americans lost their jobs this month. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2008-10-07 |
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2008-10-07 |
| Image Number: |
27220 |
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Anderson Cooper, are you in there? Whu…what are the charges? What'd I do? No charges. Our mission's come through. We're to accompany Delta Force up the Nodung River to rescue John McCain's long-lost honor. Only one problem… The Bush is over-run with Charlie. No, Delta Force was needed in Afghanistan, so-- Hi, I'm Chuck Norris. You may know me from such films as Delta Force, and Delta Force 2, The Colombia Connection. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2006-08-01 |
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2006-08-01 |
| Image Number: |
14291 |
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You want to rebrand the "War on Terror"? Picture this: "World War III"! It's catchier. It has more zazz! More pop! Plus, it's accurate. We're occupying two countries, Israel's fighting terrorists, there's tension with North Korea and Iran… There's conflict all over the world. It should be called a "World War." But there's always conflict all over the world. Since before Caesar. Hmmm. Good point. Picture this: "World War DCCCXCV"! Dios Mio. |
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