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221. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2015-11-11 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2015-11-11 Pub. Date: 2015-11-11
Image Number: 134778
Caption: Why are you always asking ME how you look? You know I have a terrible sense of fashion. So, if I say I like your outfit, it might be construed as an insult. Gee, that's a good point, I never thought of it that way. By the way, I like your outfit.
     
222. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-10 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-10 Pub. Date: 2015-11-10
Image Number: 135007
Caption: I went out with this book agent last week and told him some stories about work. Then he tried to get me to write a novel based on it. Awesome! I've written three, you know. If you need any advice, just come to me. I could walk you through it. Share my expertise. Writing a novel is a long, hard process. Takes about six months to a year. I'll guide you through it, 'cause you're my best friend and I love you. I finished it last week. I hate you with a passion.
     
223. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-07 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-07 Pub. Date: 2015-11-07
Image Number: 134802
Caption: Man-to-man talk, Randy. Let's do this. What's wrong with you, man? What do you mean? Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports … haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand? I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee. HOJ.
     
224. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2015-11-03 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2015-11-03 Pub. Date: 2015-11-03
Image Number: 133926
Caption: What's with the desk? I'm starting a hedge fund. I turn people's retirements into millions. Hedge Funds. I have a retirement savings. Can you turn mine into millions? Of course. It's just knowing the numbers. 24-16-08 32-40. Lotto.
     
225. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-01 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-01 Pub. Date: 2015-11-01
Image Number: 133876
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be me? - Unhappy at Home. Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person. If you think "being you" includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast ... who will end up alone and miserable because no living creature other than rats and bacteria will be able to tolerate your disgusting habits. And one day, even Pizza Hut will stop delivering to you for fear of running across a toxic mushroom growing from the mound of unwashed undergarments behind your easy chair. That's the polite answer. Now get ready for some straight talk ... Send questions for Sadie to asksadie@rudypark.com
     
226. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-28 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-28 Pub. Date: 2015-10-28
Image Number: 134384
Caption: I met a lady in Vancouver and I'm crazy about her. Dr. Noodle. She's crazy about me too. Problem is, she's also crazy about some other guy. I'm asking everyone I know for advice on how not to think about that part. Susan … Clyde … radio shows … fortune tellers ... Had it occurred to you that maybe this means you do want to think about it? Think about what? Ph.D.
     
227. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-22 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-22 Pub. Date: 2015-10-22
Image Number: 134163
Caption: Welcome back to "The Ask Sadie Show." You're on Connecticut. What's your problem?! How can I get my landlord to stop parking in my parking spot? Excellent question. It's possible it's just an innocent misunderstanding. It's equally possible to innocently rent a circus elephant that likes to sit on cars. The lawyers have asked me to clarify that your question and my answer are not necessarily related. Gotcha.
     
228. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-20 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-20 Pub. Date: 2015-10-20
Image Number: 134161
Caption: Two years ago, during an special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis, Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Windbag, Have you thought about getting a four-legged friend? They can be very comforting in your lonely, declining years. - Antoine in Columbus. Excellent idea!!! I'd love to spend the last two decades of my life picking up poop. Especially since I have your return address. Advise Sadie (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
229. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2015-10-20 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2015-10-20 Pub. Date: 2015-10-20
Image Number: 133110
Caption: Piro, you seem … lost. I know you're not a dorm resident, but maybe I could help. I'm a psych major and I interned as a counselor, so if you ever want to, y'know, just talk or whatever, I'd be happy to offer my advice. Well, not advice - you don't need MY advice. You've been around and all. But I could listen. I'm really good at listening. When?
     
230. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2015-10-19 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2015-10-19 Pub. Date: 2015-10-19
Image Number: 134247
Caption: We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
     
231. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-13 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-13 Pub. Date: 2015-10-13
Image Number: 133871
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been talking to … um … "Tina" for three whole weeks … Do you think it's too early to try and get her to move out here near me? Excellent question. The answer is, we're all barreling full-steam toward death and incontinence. So seize the moment!!! That's both depressing and uplifting at the same time.
     
232. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-12 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-12 Pub. Date: 2015-10-12
Image Number: 133792
Caption: My son needs speech therapy, but I don't have the money. Insurance will cover it, but only once he turns three. Should I wait till he's three … or should I have him lie about his age and risk teaching him it's ok to deceive: which'll possibly lead to a career in politics? Why e'rebody treat "risk" like it a four-letter word? Man up. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2.
     
233. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-12 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-12 Pub. Date: 2015-10-12
Image Number: 133870
Caption: I'm not sure the advice you gave me about Andrea Wheaton is working, Mr. Armstrong. Details. I asked her to form a romantic partnership, just like you said, where she'd be a 50% sharehoarder. ShareHOLDer. She didn't bite? She threw the prospectus in the trash. If a girl throws your prospectus in the trash, she's not the girl for you.
     
234. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-09 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-09 Pub. Date: 2015-10-09
Image Number: 133462
Caption: What's the best way to make a girl forget a guy? Pretend you ain't got no sense of humor. If a brutha don't make a woman laugh, she gonna forget about him real quick. If that don't work, change your number, change your name, an' move to another state. No, I meant I want a girl I like to forget another guy she likes. I give one piece of advice a day. Come back tomorrow.
     
235. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-09 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-09 Pub. Date: 2015-10-09
Image Number: 133538
Caption: Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem? I met this really cool guy who makes my toes go numb … but I'd already been talking to another guy. The thing is, I want them both. Is that selfish? Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I went to the Sizzler salad bar. I wanted both the ranch dressing and the vinaigrette. So what I did was, I poured both of them all over my lettuce at the same time. Metaphor. No, just two. Wait ... what?
     
236. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-08 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-08 Pub. Date: 2015-10-08
Image Number: 133537
Caption: You've reached Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you? I met this really awesome lady. I think about her daily. And I know she's thinking about me. But she told me she's also thinking about some other guy. What's the best way to not mind her thinking about him, while still enjoying the thought that she's thinking about me? You'll be fine if you think to yourself the other guy is nothing but a fleeting thought she's thinking of. You think?
     
237. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2015-10-03 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2015-10-03 Pub. Date: 2015-10-03
Image Number: 132872
Caption: You know, it's at times like this, when my electrical toothbrush is hopelessly snarled up in mustache and I've dropped my eyeglasses in the toilet that I really wish I'd listened to what my Dad told me when I was young. What did he tell you? I don't know. I wasn't listening.
     
238. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-25 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-25 Pub. Date: 2015-09-25
Image Number: 132892
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof was a luxury.
     
239. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2015-09-24 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2015-09-24 Pub. Date: 2015-09-24
Image Number: 132856
Caption: Who're you texting, Dick? My mom, to get her advice on getting through this profanity challenge … Ding. She told me to #*@!! enunciate.
     
240. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-21 advice 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-21 Pub. Date: 2015-09-21
Image Number: 132888
Caption: How do I find true love, Randy? You really want my advice? Of course. I'm not getting any younger. My business empire is performing beyond expectations … so I figure now would be a good time to expand my portfolio and acquire a love interest. I don’t think you're ready for my advice on that. I expect at least a 120% return on my affection.
     
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