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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-11-03 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-11-03 Pub. Date: 2019-11-03
Image Number: 180101
Caption: I'll have a gentle flower chamomile tea. That's a good choice, Uncle Mort. Of course you'd say that!!! You're in the pocket of the chamomile industry! You feed at the chamomile trough!!! Here. Delicious. Thanks. I'm glad you're finally taking the doc's advice and laying off the caffeine. That's what you think! I just swallowed seven caffeine tablets with it!!!! Forget the doctors! Big chamomile is in cahoots with big medical insurzzzzzzzz. Addiction is an ugly thing.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-20 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-20 Pub. Date: 2019-01-20
Image Number: 175689
Caption: A body can't just go cold turkey. Do you want me to have palpitations?! You want me to hallucinate?! To have night sweats?! To have clammy skin and flatulence?! HOJ. Here. Delirium tremens averted! Zzz. Caffeine addiction is no joke.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-17 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-17 Pub. Date: 2018-12-17
Image Number: 175479
Caption: Hello, you’ve reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because nobody is ever at home anymore. You can reach me on my cellphone. Probably literally. I sleep with it. It comforts me at night. I think I need help, is what I'm saying.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-30 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-30 Pub. Date: 2018-08-30
Image Number: 173791
Caption: I can't get anything done at all until I've had my morning coffees. I think I may have a problem. The first step is admitting you've got a problem, Susan. I'm proud of you. Now that you know, you can do something about it. You can probably go into rehab for this sort of thing, with all the other junkies and addicts. I just meant I think I'm out of coffee. Junkies isn't politically correct, but if Trump can be blunt, so can I.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-25 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-25 Pub. Date: 2018-05-25
Image Number: 171762
Caption: I can't get anything done at all until I've had my morning coffees. I think I may have a problem The first step is admitting you've got a problem, Susan. I'm proud of you. Not that you know, you can do something about it. You can probably go into rehab for this sort of thing, with all the other junkies and addicts. I just meant I think I'm out of coffee. Junkies isn't politically correct, but if Trump can be blunt, so can I.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-30 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-30 Pub. Date: 2016-12-30
Image Number: 152628
Caption: Ever since I got back from Canada, I've felt like I'm just drifting through my days. Dr. Noodle. Like yesterday, I was interviewing a source I'll call "Deep Throat" at a big pharmaceutical company who told me they're purposely trying to spread the opioid addiction problem to other countries ... because getting people to become dependent on opioid painkillers here has been so profitable. But I ended up just taking Deep Throat to a hockey game. That's normal. For non-Trump-voters, thinking of Canada is a good substitute for opioids.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-05 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-05 Pub. Date: 2016-04-05
Image Number: 141502
Caption: Have you tried giving up coffee cold turkey. Once. It was December 25th, 1991. It had rained that morning and dew glistened on the flowers a passerby was carrying. A dog barked seven times. A distant siren wailed for 43 seconds. The ceiling light bulb flickered every 257.9 seconds for seven hours. I take it that day didn't go very well. My dog scratched itself for exactly 5 and ½ minutes before falling asleep.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-04 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-04 Pub. Date: 2016-04-04
Image Number: 141501
Caption: I can't get anything done at all until I've had my morning coffees. I think I may have a problem. The first step is admitting you've got a problem, Susan. I'm proud of you. Now that you know, you can do something about it. You can probably go into rehab for this sort of thing, with all the other junkies and addicts. I just meant I think I'm out of coffee. "Junkies" isn't politically correct, but if Trump can be blunt, so can I.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-27 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-27 Pub. Date: 2016-02-27
Image Number: 139565
Caption: Philip Seymour Hoffman … Cory Monteith … Heath Ledger … All died from drugs. Guess what they all have in common? THEY'RE ALL FROM HOLLYWEIRD! This proves Hollywood is a bastion of perversion, depravity and sickness. Drug addiction happens everywhere, to all sorts of people. Who told you that, Hollyweird? (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-15).
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-27 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-27 Pub. Date: 2015-11-27
Image Number: 135626
Caption: You know they're working on robots you can have nookie with? Aiight, bruh, that's it. C-Dog puttin' a stop to this train wreck right here. I done put up with your Star Track, an' your Babylon 9, an' your Yoda voicemail greeting, but this spit just got outta control. I'ma go get "Pookie" an' "Big Oatmeal" an' the rest of the boys, an' we gonna have a intervention. I didn't say I was going to buy one, or anything. Go home an' say goodbye to your Doctor Who toothbrush, bruh. Katrina's Ghost.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-25 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-25 Pub. Date: 2015-01-25
Image Number: 121082
Caption: What's this, Clyde? Your rehab list. My what? 12 steps to stop being a nerd. (1) Admit that watching Star-Track reruns is throwin' salt in my game. (2) Do everything C-Dog say to do. That's only two steps. Well yeh ... just repeat step two ten mo' times. First of all, it's Star "Trek." Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we need step one.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-22 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-22 Pub. Date: 2014-08-22
Image Number: 115243
Caption: Robin Williams visits Lemont's dream. Who's this? I don’t talk about him. People understand addiction. I could talk about that. But it's hard to talk about the ones that people don't understand … the ones people might think aren't really real. Depression. Looks real to me. Thank you. Don't listen to him. Him no really understand.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-15 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-15 Pub. Date: 2014-02-15
Image Number: 107418
Caption: Philip Seymour Hoffman … Cory Monteith … Heath Ledger … All died from drugs. Guess what they all have in common? THEY'RE ALL FROM HOLLYWEIRD! This proves Hollywood is a bastion of perversion, depravity and sickness. Drug addiction happens everywhere, to all sorts of people. Who told you that, Hollyweird?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-22 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-22 Pub. Date: 2012-02-22
Image Number: 76739
Caption: Whitney Houston visits Lemont's dream. Does all the talk about your battles with addiction bother you? I saw Nancy Grace on tv right after you died. She implied you O.D.'d or something. She said you showed up to a party all glammed up, and then when you left you were disheveled and sweaty. That just tells me Nancy Grace has never been to a party.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-19 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-19 Pub. Date: 2011-03-19
Image Number: 58581
Caption: The Galapagos woodpecker uses sticks to help it obtain food. Would you call that "unnatural"? Of course not! The woodpecker is an animal. It's "natural," so anything it does is also natural. Man is also an animal. Mankind is "natural" too. So everything we do, from using sticks, to creating so-called "artificial" sugar, is also natural. You are so not giving up diet cola. Would you ask a woodpecker to give up his stick?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-17 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-17 Pub. Date: 2011-03-17
Image Number: 58579
Caption: Sir … did you say your wife is dying? We should have seen it coming. Elizabeth drank nothing but diet cola for years. She was addicted. She drank a six-pack of that aspartame-laden concoction every day. Which led to some metabolic disorder, or to a stroke? Which led to her driving into the lake while trying to open a can.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-29 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-29 Pub. Date: 2009-03-29
Image Number: 31247
Caption: I'll start with the original "Star Wars." Then "Empire." That way you preserve the big surprise about Luke's dad. Then "Episodes 1&2." "The Clone Wars" cartoons, and then "Episode 3." They'll be like a flashback someone tells Luke while he's healing from the whole hand thing. They'll give time to build anxiety over Han's fate, and they'll set up Vader's redemptive journey. Which I'll then finish by watching... ...That's right, baby, "Return of the Jedi." Dios mio. Not at all what I meant when I said "You should write a five-year plan." Pshht. Five years? I could do it in five days. There are ways. You don't even wanna know.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-07 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-07 Pub. Date: 2007-03-07
Image Number: 16304
Caption: I'm still sauced, but I just couldn't stay in rehab. It was getting too crowded. Rehab Clinic First, politicians started showing up. It was like they were using rehab to rescue their public images. I'm Mark Foley. I'm not a perv, it was the booze. I'm Ted Haggard. I'm not gay, it was the booze. ...then the celebrities showed up. Mel Gibson here. I'm not anti-Semitic, it was the booze. Isaiah Washington. Wasn't any booze. I hate gays. What'ya got for me? ...rehab just isn't safe for normal people anymore.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-06 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-06 Pub. Date: 2007-03-06
Image Number: 16303
Caption: So I woke up from a 26-year coma and learned my Republican Party had been replaced by a big-spending, war-mongering, bill-of-rights-shredding leviathan. I started drinking to dull the pain. But I couldn't stop. The bottle took control. When it came time to vote, I hit bottom. You blacked out? I voted Democrat.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-15 addiction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-15 Pub. Date: 2005-10-15
Image Number: 11928
Caption: Clyde, what's that? A nicotine patch. But you don't smoke. I know, I'm trying to ease into it. Dios mio.
     
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