Checkers, that computer's made you all fat and pasty! No problem, Sasha! I simply take a digital picture of myself â€¦ manipulate it in "Photoshop", and â€¦ voila! See? I'm fit and healthy! Nice Arnold Schwarzenegger biceps!
I don't know if we have room for a walrus on the arkâ€¦You're pretty bigâ€¦But you need entertainment, don't you? Wait'll you see my tap-dancing routine! Entertainment? I'm his agentâ€¦sign hereâ€¦Singin' in the Rainâ€¦Tappity tap tap.