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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-08 |
| Image Number: |
170486 |
| Caption: |
The inmate team will be weak running the bases this year. These guys get caught attempting to steal. The money launderer is the obvious choice to hit cleanup. Prisoners convicted of conspiracy are good team players - they'll bunt if needed. And the con man guilty of fraud will be the ace on the mound. Yeah, people always fall for his deceptive pitch! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-11 |
| Image Number: |
20187 |
| Caption: |
How ironic for Miggs that his "dog fight" is with Ted. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-02 |
| Image Number: |
166753 |
| Caption: |
Alternate poker rules. Your ace is no good here. We're chess pieces so nothing is better than a king. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
161068 |
| Caption: |
Grimm learns how to "stay". Yes, Yes … stay if you have an ace and a ten!! Blackjack.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-28 |
| Image Number: |
160761 |
| Caption: |
So … how are things going with you and Ace Peerless? Who wholess? Your boyfriend. Ace. He called me before I left Russia, and asked for the best way to propose to you. I said "One word: Balloons." I don't know this "Ace Peerless" of whom you speak. Have you ever thought of seeing a therapist about your commitment issues? No way. They want you to keep coming back.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
159983 |
| Caption: |
Ok Ace … I'm coming out. I'll stop pushing you away. I promise I won't let my fear or anything else get in the way of whatever it is you wanted to talk about. Marry me. Susan Ometeotl Garcia, will you m … Marry me. Dios mio! That's Lemont's girlfriend! With some other guy! You're trying my patience.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-26 |
| Image Number: |
158344 |
| Caption: |
… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you pick my son up from daycare?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-26 |
| Image Number: |
158356 |
| Caption: |
… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you pick my son up from daycare?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-09 |
| Image Number: |
157005 |
| Caption: |
Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-22 |
| Image Number: |
154803 |
| Caption: |
I never asked what you and Ace Peerless did for Valentine's Day. We competed. I surprised him with a portrait of us that I painted … and he surprised me by sending a white horse to take me to the beach, where the Candorville Philharmonic performed an original composition Ace had written for me. At the crescendo, which was times to greet the sunset, Ace descended from the sky on a hang glider, accompanied by a flock of doves and eagles. Vancouver and I Skyped and exchanged heart emojis. I'll never know who Ace trained those birds to make that huge heart formation.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-29 |
| Image Number: |
143143 |
| Caption: |
I'll have a "Bernie Sanders." Sorry, Uncle Mort. That's not on the menu. Of course it is. It's been a popular menu item for months! Young people rave about it! They get bumper stickers and go to massive rallies! They go online and tell everyone they should just give the drink a chance! It's the best drink available, they say! It's snazzy! It's aces! It's a real sweet patootie! And then when the time comes to actually go out and buy it, guess what happens? Those crumbs forget to bring their wallets. I'm not really sure where you went with that analogy Uncle Mort. Never mind. Just give me a chamomile tea. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-28 |
| Image Number: |
138298 |
| Caption: |
The Double Date. Tell me about yourself, Ace. Not much to tell, really. As a small child I led twelve other children through Siberia on foot to escape the Soviet Union. I fashioned a raft out of twigs and grass and sailed across the Bering Strait to Alaska, where I went on to found a multi-million-dollar blubber company by the age of twelve. You? Same. More or less. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
138295 |
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The Double Date. Ace, this is Lemont, my best friend. Hey, buddy. Suzy's told me all about you. Pleased to meet you.* *So you're the guy she friend-zoned. Sucks to be you. Lemont, this is Ace Peerless. Hey.* *In a year, I'll still be her best friend, and you'll be history. This is gonna be fun. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-13 |
| Image Number: |
98908 |
| Caption: |
Well, good luck in your poker tournament, Ace. Thanks. All I need is a lucky chair … Dang! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-10 |
| Image Number: |
98905 |
| Caption: |
We got a long flight. Name's Richard N. Hole. My friends call me "Ace." I'm a professional poker player. Do you play with a full deck? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-01-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-01-21 |
| Image Number: |
92323 |
| Caption: |
Uuunnnghh!! Uuunngghh!! Wham!! Wham!! Wham!! Ring! Ring! Ring! -Ace Locksmith, Ace speaking ... |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-12-02 |
| Image Number: |
90097 |
| Caption: |
2012. TV these days is mindless garbage! I mean … 1967. … It used to be high-brow, but now TV is off the cob and made for no one but miscreants and lobbygows. 1944. … I mean, radio's nothing but mindless gobbledygook for doll-dizzy fellas and khaki-wacky dames. In the old days, we had Vaudeville. Now that ... 1867. ... Was ace-high entertainment. Dagnabbit, these new fangled plays are bosh compared to the old minstrels m'pappy used to take us to. Now that ... 1692. ... Was music. Thy new "clarinet" is an abomination! Lo, it hath ruined the very concept of music for all time. Verily! It paleth in comparison to the old baroque chalumeau. Noweth that .. 2,000,000 B.C. Groog moogog snort bam-bam book aaaka! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-05-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-05-26 |
| Image Number: |
48137 |
| Caption: |
Ace Publishers. I think my diet book will appeal to a wide audience! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-05-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-05-16 |
| Image Number: |
47059 |
| Caption: |
Dad, you said you'd pay me a dollar for every point over 75 I got on my next math test, right? Tada! Wow! 98%. I aced these problems! It's like my brain suddenly understands math! It all makes total sense! Well, I'm proud of you, sweetie. So tell me how much I owe you. Oh. Um ... Boy, let's see ... |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-02-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-02-27 |
| Image Number: |
44705 |
| Caption: |
Yeah, Bob, aces are low again. |
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