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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-06 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-06 Pub. Date: 2019-06-06
Image Number: 177955
Caption: I heard about how the police raided your home office, took your computers an' whatnot. Yeah. I wrote an article about police abuse of power based info a source leaked to me. You never shoulda did that, bruh. What was you thinking? I was thinking this was America. That's fake news.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-16 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-16 Pub. Date: 2018-08-16
Image Number: 173502
Caption: America betrayed its Japanese citizens. Stole their homes. Shipped them at gunpoint to concentration camps. Demeaned them. Dehumanized them. Declared them aliens. Abused them … but when I interviewed five-year-old George, he was … ok. Not happy, but … ok. His dad had told him it was all part of their vacation. Wait ... back up ... you're saying you snuck into an air duct here in Candorville ... and climbed out of it in an internment camp in Arkansas in the year 1942? That's not important right now. Important part is, kids can be ok with anything ... as long as they've got mom and dad there to lie to them.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-26 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-26 Pub. Date: 2017-11-26
Image Number: 165350
Caption: Women and men are coming forward and exposing all the powerful guys who've sexually harassed them. Its making me feel awfully worried and guilty. Dr. Noodle. Why? I'm worried that at any moment, a victim is going to come forward and ruin my life. That's natural. Think about it this way, though. If whoever it is you abused does come forward, you'll have a chance to come clean and clear your conscience. Huh? I've never abused anyone. I'm confused. I've already lost "House of Cards." This seems to be so pervasive, I could lose everything I spend my life watching. What'll I lose next, "Walking Dead"? "Man in the High Castle"? ... If they take "Big Bang Theory" my life'll pretty much be over. Just curious: Have you ever heard the phrases "get a life" and "it's not about you"? Hence the guilt.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-09 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-09 Pub. Date: 2016-10-09
Image Number: 148825
Caption: Hello, you've reached Candorville county. This is Ryan 2.0. How may I hinder you? My son was mistakenly enrolled in Medicaid. I need him off that. Please listen carefully as our options may have changed. To discuss Medicaid eligibility, say "two." To report fraud, say "three." To report child or elder abuse, say "four." Two. To obtain a business license, say "five." "Two." To dispute a county tax lien or inquire about your property tax bill, say "six." "Two." To make a child support payment, say "seven." To send an inmate a care package, say "eight." "Two." I said TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! Just put an actual person on the phone! That option is invalid. To purchase coroner gift shop merchandise, say "nine."
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-02 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-02 Pub. Date: 2015-06-02
Image Number: 127776
Caption: I've gotta do something about my son. He won't go to sleep till about 4 A.M. It's driving me crazy. "The Dude Abuses." You want me to take care of this? There are ways, bruh. You don’t even wanna know about it. I can have that little dude sleepin' by 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I think I'll just let him grow out of it. I'll abduct his teddy bear, you write the note. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-05-21).
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-26 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-26 Pub. Date: 2014-11-26
Image Number: 119346
Caption: The state department is trolling Isis terrorists on Twitter. What? Some Isis butcher posted a photo of American troops abusing a woman, and the state department pointed out it's a clip from a Hungarian movie. Then the terrorists made fun of the state department's punctuation. I still don't think that's proof Isis is losing. I'm an expert in online arguing. People only resort to punctuation-mocking when they're losing.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-03 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-03 Pub. Date: 2013-06-03
Image Number: 97638
Caption: What's going on, Lemont? Wanna see Star Trek Into Darkness? Lemont … You texted me with a "911." I ran out on a date because of that. Please tell me you don’t consider seeing Star Trek to be an emergency. Ok … What would you like me to tell you? NEVER ABUSE THE "911"!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-21 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-21 Pub. Date: 2013-05-21
Image Number: 97121
Caption: I've gotta do something about my son. He won't go to sleep till about 4 A.M. It's driving me crazy. "The Dude Abuses." You want me to take care of this? There are ways, bruh. You don’t even wanna know about it. I can have that little dude sleepin' by 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I think I'll just let him grow out of it. I'll abduct his teddy bear, you write the note.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-22 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-22 Pub. Date: 2011-09-22
Image Number: 65728
Caption: Why would Sasha tell you - over Facebook - that her husband's abusive? He doesn't let her have any close friends. I think I'm all she's got, Susan. I've thought about Sasha for half my life. I thought I'd never hear from her again. Not I find out this? What'm I supposed to do, tell her "good luck with that" and turn my back on her? Of course not. Yes!!!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-21 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-21 Pub. Date: 2011-09-21
Image Number: 65727
Caption: Look, Lemont, I don't know what's going on between Sasha and Webster, and neither do you. You haven't even seen her in sixteen years. But she's married, to a guy who may be abusive. I know you want to be a friend, but this is a warning signal, like a big yellow traffic light. And you know what yellow traffic lights mean. Prepare to stop. Floor it and cross your fingers.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-20 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-20 Pub. Date: 2011-09-20
Image Number: 65726
Caption: Wait ... Are you telling me Sasha Mitchell's husband is abusive? She told you that? No, not in so many words; but I know it when I see it. He's controlling, insanely jealous, she's scared of him. And she's planning on spiking his carrot juice with laxatives and then running away with her kids. You only talk to her on Facebook. You haven't seen anything. The laxatives were my idea.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-19 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-19 Pub. Date: 2011-09-19
Image Number: 65725
Caption: What would you do if you best friend's husband was mistreating her, but she asked you not to tell anyone? Hypothetically speaking. Of course it's hypothetical. I'm your best friend, and I'm not even married. What would you do if your second-best friend was... Dios mio.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-11 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-11 Pub. Date: 2011-09-11
Image Number: 65034
Caption: What were you thinking about when you went to bed on 9/11? I was praying to wake up the next day and it'd all just be a dream. What were you thinking about when you went to be on 9/11? I was hoping we'd rise to the occasion and honor the dead, the survivors, and the heroes ... by failing to rebuild the Twin Towers, by curtailing our own civil liberties, by calling each other "un-American," by torturing prisoners, mocking the French, invading the wrong country, and having our airports inspect kids' and old people's underpants. I like to have realistic hopes. I don't think sarcasm's allowed on 9/11 day.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-09 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-09 Pub. Date: 2011-09-09
Image Number: 65249
Caption: Lemont, I was never going to tell you about this, but … I'm leaving Webster. What? Tap tap t - Facebook messages. From Sasha Mitchell. I have a duffle bag hidden in the closet. It has my license, my green card, the address of a safe house and $3,000 in cash that I've been saving for over a year. So it's not a mutual breakup, is what you're saying. Tap tap t -
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-21 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-21 Pub. Date: 2011-02-21
Image Number: 57542
Caption: Will the attorney for the plaintiff please state your case? Your Excellency, my client, Mr. Brown, requests - nay, DEMANDS - joint custody of his son Lionel. We will demonstrate that he is financially and emotionally prepared to care for his child. He has no history of violence or abuse. And he has absolutely no convictions. Whisper whisper whisper. No CRIMINAL convictions. ... What did I say?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-20 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-20 Pub. Date: 2011-01-20
Image Number: 56436
Caption: Why are we such a violent people? America's a land of assissinations. Mexico's a land of mutilations. China's a land of executions, and so on … Why can't we see our political differences the same way we see a difference over pizza toppings? Ok, ok, I'm sorry I yelled at you for ordering anchovies. There's a cancer on the soul of humanity.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-02 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-02 Pub. Date: 2010-05-02
Image Number: 46759
Caption: Since you're new to therapy, I'll tell you the ground rules. Since you're new to therapy, I'll tell you the ground rules. What you say is just between us, unless you tell me about abuse or you threaten someone. What you say is just between us, unless you tell me about abuse or you threaten someone. Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? Stop that. Stop that. I think we can dispense with me asking why you're seeking therapy. I think we can dispense with me asking why you're seeking therapy.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-07 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-07 Pub. Date: 2009-07-07
Image Number: 35969
Caption: Michael Jackson visits Lemont's dream. I'm conflicted. On one hand, kids accused you of some serious offenses and I never completed bought your story. But on the other hand … I was a depressed kid. No dad. An outcast. But when I heard you sing and watched you dance, I felt full of life. What the heck. You entertained me so I'm willing to overlook your stupid decisions and your embarrassing naiveté. Thanks a lot. It's the least I could do.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-06 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-06 Pub. Date: 2009-07-06
Image Number: 35968
Caption: What the -- who's there? Dead "King of Pop," Michael Jackson. Are you a ghost? I am a beautiful, angelic entity. A force of love and life. I was put on this earth to bring mankind together in peace. What was up with those kids you -- Don't spoil the moment or I'll tap dance on your spleen!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-16 abuse 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-16 Pub. Date: 2009-01-16
Image Number: 29377
Caption: The young slave Frederick Douglass, having witnessed the barbarity of his master for the first time, ran and hid for hours, until he fell asleep. Then he had a curious dream… When I saw the captain whipping Hester, I felt… I felt… Oh, I know not how to describe what I felt. Well I know. You felt like standing up to show them you ain't no punk. You a man. An' they best respect you. Actually, I was going to say "I felt like throwing up," but your idea does sound more productive. You start by takin' they wallets.
     
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