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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2019-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-22 |
Image Number: |
178669 |
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1982. Mrs. Desilettes was looking for you today, Lemont. Where were you? I was out sick. I had one of those 24-hour flus. But I saw you at homeroom, at recess, in science, at lunch, in english, during the fire drill … You weren't gone for 24 hours. You were only gone during math class. Einstein said time is relative.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2019-06-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-05 |
Image Number: |
177964 |
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I'm here for Darlene Desai. Please tell her Rudy Park is bearing gifts. No can do. Darlene is one of our valuable associates who we've rewarded in these difficult economic times with two days a week of unpaid personal time. Wow. You corporate folks have an interesting way of putting things. Security will gently boot you.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2019-05-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-11 |
Image Number: |
177538 |
Caption: |
Hello, Grimm is sick. He can't come to obedience school today. Who is this speaking? … This is my owner.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2019-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-08-13 |
Image Number: |
4989 |
Caption: |
"The doctor isn't coming in today after all. Do you want to wait?" |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2019-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-05-07 |
Image Number: |
3845 |
Caption: |
If you're a lawyer too, then who's the defendant? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
Viewable Date: |
2018-11-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-13 |
Image Number: |
21233 |
Caption: |
To tell you the truth, it's beginning to unnerve me, too. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-06-02 |
Image Number: |
17392 |
Caption: |
Why didn't you show up for our date last night, Lance? My back went out. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that…is it better now? It's fine…actually, my back "went out" to a bar with Rolf, and I had to go along. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
Viewable Date: |
2018-05-01 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
Image Number: |
1326 |
Caption: |
Say, wasn't that the month you were laid-up with a broken leg? GNP. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-25 |
Image Number: |
166083 |
Caption: |
To absent friends. Getting rid of your head lice hardly merits a toast, Lance.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-02 |
Image Number: |
163972 |
Caption: |
To absent friends. Yours or mine?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-13 |
Image Number: |
163163 |
Caption: |
Hello, Ann. "Ann"? Not mom? I am your mother, Leslie. Yeah? Since when? Since the day you were born. What about all the days after that? So this is how it's going to be, huh?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-12 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-08-17 |
Image Number: |
15258 |
Caption: |
Deprivation therapy. (Man lies on couch in therapist's office. Therapist is absent from office.) |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
Viewable Date: |
2017-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-18 |
Image Number: |
155115 |
Caption: |
Not everyone in the household gathers for one of Gene's addresses
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2017-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-09 |
Image Number: |
152980 |
Caption: |
Ha-ha, I just got a text from you wondering if I noticed you left the coffee shop an hour ago.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2016-04-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-13 |
Image Number: |
139919 |
Caption: |
Here's to absent friends. Those lucky dogs. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2015-11-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-25 |
Image Number: |
135624 |
Caption: |
Did you hear the "Ask Sadie" show today? They were talking about breakups. Specifically, how to break up with someone without hurting their feelings. I find the best way to protect her feelings is to just disappear. Then she ain't cry at you or nothin'. Just 'cause you're not there to see her cry doesn't mean she's not crying, Clyde. Yeh it do, bruh. It one of them "tree fallin' in the forest" things. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2015-06-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-21 |
Image Number: |
127829 |
Caption: |
Oops! I dropped my eggs on the floor! What's wrong with me? You're sloppy, you're absent-minded … You don't return phone calls, you scratch yourself in public … You don't pick up after yourself, you leave the toilet seat up … You snore really loud, you clip your toenails in bed, you ... Hey, you asked! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2015-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-03 |
Image Number: |
123766 |
Caption: |
Sorry I missed yoo. Back in 1 hour. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2014-09-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-09-05 |
Image Number: |
114950 |
Caption: |
This course has a wait list. So I'll do roll call and if you're here, you're in. If not, you're dropped. Caldwell. Here. DeGroot. Here! … And Williams? And Zimms? Ok! Everyone be sure to have your textbook by next week. And that's it for today. Class dismissed. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2014-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-27 |
Image Number: |
108965 |
Caption: |
I didn’t say I'd be gone, I just said I was taking a mental health day. |
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