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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
178669 |
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1982. Mrs. Desilettes was looking for you today, Lemont. Where were you? I was out sick. I had one of those 24-hour flus. But I saw you at homeroom, at recess, in science, at lunch, in english, during the fire drill … You weren't gone for 24 hours. You were only gone during math class. Einstein said time is relative.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-11 |
| Image Number: |
177538 |
| Caption: |
Hello, Grimm is sick. He can't come to obedience school today. Who is this speaking? … This is my owner.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
21233 |
| Caption: |
To tell you the truth, it's beginning to unnerve me, too. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-06-02 |
| Image Number: |
17392 |
| Caption: |
Why didn't you show up for our date last night, Lance? My back went out. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that…is it better now? It's fine…actually, my back "went out" to a bar with Rolf, and I had to go along. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-01-07 |
| Image Number: |
3706 |
| Caption: |
I told the neighbors you're nesting. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
286 |
| Caption: |
I figure what I lack in charisma, I make up in funkiness! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-18 |
| Image Number: |
155115 |
| Caption: |
Not everyone in the household gathers for one of Gene's addresses
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
152980 |
| Caption: |
Ha-ha, I just got a text from you wondering if I noticed you left the coffee shop an hour ago.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
147195 |
| Caption: |
Today's man lesson is "The Art of Promising." I'm ready. Part one: Never … promise … anything. Wait … What do you mean? Pretend you're the lady, ask me to promise you something. Ok … (ahem) … Promise me you won't ever even look at another woman? A man would have to be crazy to look at another woman when he could be looking at the most beautiful woman in the world. And I'm not crazy. Notice, if you will, not only is there a complete absence of a promise ... there are also at least four iron-clad loopholes built in. Can you identify them? This is worse than math to me. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
140827 |
| Caption: |
Boss, I just found out about a death in the family. Can I have some time off? Of course you can. The amount you may have depends on the distance of the relation. If it was a parent, you can have one full day. 18 hours for a sibling, 9 hours for a cousin ... but only if it's your first cousin. Your Facebook post says it was your fourth cousin thrice removed. That'll get you 45 seconds of bereavement time. Very bad man. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
136856 |
| Caption: |
… After the 9/11 memorial, we'll do short vows. Then, we'll need some honeymoon time off. Unfortunately, you can't do the wedding here. District policy. And it looks like that time off won't work, anyway … Sigh. Ok, ready to talk dates? Ready to talk eloping? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
136855 |
| Caption: |
Since we're going simple, we don't need time off for wedding prep, right? Right. Just some time after. Fire Station. For our honeymoon. Yeah. Do we know what we're doing? And is 90 days too much to ask for? I do. And it's barely enough. Captain's office. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
135624 |
| Caption: |
Did you hear the "Ask Sadie" show today? They were talking about breakups. Specifically, how to break up with someone without hurting their feelings. I find the best way to protect her feelings is to just disappear. Then she ain't cry at you or nothin'. Just 'cause you're not there to see her cry doesn't mean she's not crying, Clyde. Yeh it do, bruh. It one of them "tree fallin' in the forest" things. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-24 |
| Image Number: |
125881 |
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Ugh! What a day! Lectures, finals, homework, shopping, laundry - Too much stress! How do you do it, Dez? How do you stay so calm? I schedule time for nonschedulement. Uh … Ok. Sounds like one more thing to do. No, it's one less non-thing to do. It's anti-doing, active inactivity, the total absence of complete presence. The mindful de-minding of mindless - Stop. I'm feeling more stressed now ... |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-03 |
| Image Number: |
123766 |
| Caption: |
Sorry I missed yoo. Back in 1 hour. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-10-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-10-02 |
| Image Number: |
117141 |
| Caption: |
Do you think I'm army material, Randy? I think you'd be a real asset to the army. Really? Pain is an asset, because otherwise, how would one appreciate pleasure? Loneliness is an asset, for otherwise how would one appreciate love? I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership. Death is an asset. How else would one cherish life? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-09-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-09-07 |
| Image Number: |
115314 |
| Caption: |
Today's MAN LESSON is "The Art of Promising." I'm ready. Part one: Never … promise … anything. Wait … what do you mean? Pretend you're the lady. Ask me to promise you something. Ok … (ahem) … Promise me you won't ever even LOOK at another woman? A man would have to be CRAZY to look at another woman when he COULD be looking at the most beautiful woman in the world. And I'm not crazy. Notice, if you will, not only is there a complete absence of a promise ... ... there are also at least four iron-clad loopholes built in. Can you identify them? This is worse than math to me. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-08-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
40218 |
| Caption: |
Who'll fill in while your English teacher is on maternity leave? Probably and old-bag substitute. Teach English for a couple of months? I'd love to! Umm, nana? Aren't you too old to go back to teaching? Au contraire! They don't want anyone who could possibly get pregnant. Uh-oh. Age discrimination. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-08-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-26 |
| Image Number: |
40217 |
| Caption: |
My English teacher is going on maternity leave! What?! Two months into the school year? If you gotta go … It shows a lack of professional foresight! Don't they require sex-ed in the teachers' colleges? Talk about poorly planned parenthood. |
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20. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
108965 |
| Caption: |
I didn’t say I'd be gone, I just said I was taking a mental health day. |
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