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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-21 |
| Image Number: |
178113 |
| Caption: |
Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-22 |
| Image Number: |
177661 |
| Caption: |
Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
176424 |
| Caption: |
Suck! Martians suck.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
175767 |
| Caption: |
Oh, shoot, I forgot it was Bring Your Kid to Probe day.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-29 |
| Image Number: |
174117 |
| Caption: |
It's just until the beam is fixed. See the universe! Alienpickup.com
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-15 |
| Image Number: |
168884 |
| Caption: |
No, Ernie, I'm not worried that these guys are out -of-network providers and that our insurance company has not pre-approved this procedure. We have much bigger problems here! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-08 |
| Image Number: |
168183 |
| Caption: |
What do you mean, do I believe aliens abduct people? You talkin' Donald Trump aliens, or is you talkin' Men in Black aliens? More like Fire in the Sky aliens, as seen in the 1993 film that's based on an actual account. I just think if that eyeball scene is real, it would explain why the whole country's so cranky. You spendin' way too much time on Youtube.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-07 |
| Image Number: |
168182 |
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Have you ever lost time, Susan? Sure. Everyone zones out sometimes. Cool, cool. But hey, have you ever, like, dropped your kid off at preschool, gone home, sat on the couch, and then after what feels like just five minutes, your alarm goes off telling you six hours have passed and it's time to go pick him up already? That's the kind of lost time I'm talking about. Reason number 398 why I'll never have children. I'm pretty sure I was abducted by aliens yesterday, is what I'm saying.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-09 |
| Image Number: |
164547 |
| Caption: |
Maybe travel sports have gone too far.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
156602 |
| Caption: |
I told you not to switch to an energy-saver bulb,
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-24 |
| Image Number: |
150044 |
| Caption: |
The next time you beam up a pair of bunnies, make sure they're the same gender.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-26 |
| Image Number: |
144348 |
| Caption: |
Hello, you've reached Gavrilo O'Leary. If you're calling because you're the aliens in the UFO I saw through my telescope this morning … and you'd like to share the secrets of the universe with me, press one. If, on the other hand, you're calling to see if I'm home ... and if you're going to abduct me, probe my nether regions, implant a tracking device in my spleen and then wipe my memory so I can't report any of it ... press two. Boop. Oh, hello. Thank you for pressing "one." This is Gav. I'm ready to be enlightened. Oops. I meant to press "two." My bad. I see a blindingly bright light coming in through my window and my whole house is shaking. Maybe you guys could try just Facebooking me the info instead? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-05 |
| Image Number: |
144395 |
| Caption: |
That's another earthling who hasn't even looked up from one of those things. I miss the days when they at least recognized the abduction experience. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-19 |
| Image Number: |
141920 |
| Caption: |
Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-25 |
| Image Number: |
133897 |
| Caption: |
You have to be a lot more careful about whom you abduct these days. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-01 |
| Image Number: |
130368 |
| Caption: |
There are people who say they've been abducted by aliens and had experiments performed on them … Yep. They swear. Well for *@#!! sake who the #$%# wouldn't?!! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-03 |
| Image Number: |
127287 |
| Caption: |
It's 9pm and now you tell me you need a human for a school science project tomorrow? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-02 |
| Image Number: |
127776 |
| Caption: |
I've gotta do something about my son. He won't go to sleep till about 4 A.M. It's driving me crazy. "The Dude Abuses." You want me to take care of this? There are ways, bruh. You don’t even wanna know about it. I can have that little dude sleepin' by 4 o'clock in the afternoon. I think I'll just let him grow out of it. I'll abduct his teddy bear, you write the note. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-05-21). |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-04-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-04-22 |
| Image Number: |
125647 |
| Caption: |
Yeah, he's terrible at abducting people. Powell. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-09-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-09-25 |
| Image Number: |
116853 |
| Caption: |
I warned Jimmy Don that nobody would just offer a free Camaro on Craigslist. |
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