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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-03 |
| Image Number: |
180670 |
| Caption: |
Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cynics may assume, that we got our dates mixed up here at Rudy Park HQ. Enjoy the story of Rudy inviting himself to Thanksgiving at Sadie's. Or blame the aliens.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-06-29 |
| Image Number: |
24198 |
| Caption: |
Bobby! No! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-25 |
| Image Number: |
179535 |
| Caption: |
This is why I said you couldn't have a pony for your birthday.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-21 |
| Image Number: |
178113 |
| Caption: |
Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-22 |
| Image Number: |
177661 |
| Caption: |
Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-10 |
| Image Number: |
176424 |
| Caption: |
Suck! Martians suck.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
175767 |
| Caption: |
Oh, shoot, I forgot it was Bring Your Kid to Probe day.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-29 |
| Image Number: |
174117 |
| Caption: |
It's just until the beam is fixed. See the universe! Alienpickup.com
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-15 |
| Image Number: |
168884 |
| Caption: |
No, Ernie, I'm not worried that these guys are out -of-network providers and that our insurance company has not pre-approved this procedure. We have much bigger problems here! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-08 |
| Image Number: |
168183 |
| Caption: |
What do you mean, do I believe aliens abduct people? You talkin' Donald Trump aliens, or is you talkin' Men in Black aliens? More like Fire in the Sky aliens, as seen in the 1993 film that's based on an actual account. I just think if that eyeball scene is real, it would explain why the whole country's so cranky. You spendin' way too much time on Youtube.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-07 |
| Image Number: |
168182 |
| Caption: |
Have you ever lost time, Susan? Sure. Everyone zones out sometimes. Cool, cool. But hey, have you ever, like, dropped your kid off at preschool, gone home, sat on the couch, and then after what feels like just five minutes, your alarm goes off telling you six hours have passed and it's time to go pick him up already? That's the kind of lost time I'm talking about. Reason number 398 why I'll never have children. I'm pretty sure I was abducted by aliens yesterday, is what I'm saying.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-09 |
| Image Number: |
164547 |
| Caption: |
Maybe travel sports have gone too far.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
156602 |
| Caption: |
I told you not to switch to an energy-saver bulb,
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-24 |
| Image Number: |
150044 |
| Caption: |
The next time you beam up a pair of bunnies, make sure they're the same gender.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-26 |
| Image Number: |
144348 |
| Caption: |
Hello, you've reached Gavrilo O'Leary. If you're calling because you're the aliens in the UFO I saw through my telescope this morning … and you'd like to share the secrets of the universe with me, press one. If, on the other hand, you're calling to see if I'm home ... and if you're going to abduct me, probe my nether regions, implant a tracking device in my spleen and then wipe my memory so I can't report any of it ... press two. Boop. Oh, hello. Thank you for pressing "one." This is Gav. I'm ready to be enlightened. Oops. I meant to press "two." My bad. I see a blindingly bright light coming in through my window and my whole house is shaking. Maybe you guys could try just Facebooking me the info instead? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-05 |
| Image Number: |
144395 |
| Caption: |
That's another earthling who hasn't even looked up from one of those things. I miss the days when they at least recognized the abduction experience. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-19 |
| Image Number: |
141920 |
| Caption: |
Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-25 |
| Image Number: |
133897 |
| Caption: |
You have to be a lot more careful about whom you abduct these days. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-01 |
| Image Number: |
130368 |
| Caption: |
There are people who say they've been abducted by aliens and had experiments performed on them … Yep. They swear. Well for *@#!! sake who the #$%# wouldn't?!! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-03 |
| Image Number: |
127287 |
| Caption: |
It's 9pm and now you tell me you need a human for a school science project tomorrow? |
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