Wow, Otto! This says dogs can smell their owners a mile away! Is that true? Why not? I can smell you in my dreams when I'm on vacation 500 miles away.
Brian Walker Greg Walker Mort Walker
Water! Direct me to it! Okay, start out 500 paces due west … Now 1,500 paces northeast … A few quick paces south. Southeast 1,200 paces … Now 800 paces … Hold it! Lost count … Now due west 2,000 paces … Gee, I feel like I've been going in circles. 2,500 paces northeast ... Beep! Beep! Waitress ... bring me two hamburgers. Now north 3,000 paces ... Now south ...