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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2019-01-24 |
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2019-01-24 |
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175943 |
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What's wrong, Lemont? I don't know what's happened to journalism? All the mainstream journalists went after me on Twitter. I wrote and article dissecting the voting records and the past actions of the people who CNN tells us are the Democratic frontrunners for the 2020 presidential nomination. How could you, Lemont! Now's not the time for that sort of thing. They accused me of being divisive ... and Russian.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2019-01-22 |
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2019-01-22 |
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175941 |
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Beto Klobuchar is the Democratic frontrunner for 2020. Beto Klobuchar is gonna be almost impossible to beat. All the big donors seem to be impressed by Beto Klobuchar. What do you think of Beto Klobuchar? He cool. He prolly a good choice. I made him up. I ... yeh, I knew that. I was jus' playin' along wicha, bruh.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2019-01-21 |
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2019-01-21 |
Image Number: |
175940 |
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Lotta Democrats runnin' for president, bruh. Kamala Harris my first choice. Cool … Why? Whachoomean why? I mean, which of her ideas do you like best? Which of her policies? I like her 'cause she tough. She don't take no mess. She handle business. That's not a policy. It is where I come from.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-12-30 |
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2018-12-30 |
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175374 |
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Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … The runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... But instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-01-26 |
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2018-01-26 |
Image Number: |
167654 |
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Twitter. Twitter.comcandorville. @candorville - I read your article about Orpah maybe running for president. I agree with you, the amateurization of America, from Uber to academia to AirBnB to the White House, is a troubling trend. If only we'd all get certified by taking awesome online courses for only $299/month at tinyurl.com/bxn8Lm6. They just get sneakier and sneakier. Anyway, I'm totally just a fan writing to tell you I love your work.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-01-25 |
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2018-01-25 |
Image Number: |
167653 |
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Will Oprah … I said no. Mainstream Media. Canada or bust. Can't I just ask will Oprah run for president one more time. No!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-01-13 |
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2018-01-13 |
Image Number: |
167094 |
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I had a dream. I dreamt that in 2020, "The Rock" runs for president as an independent. The Republicans nominate Trump again. Democrats are so overconfident that they nominate the corpse of Woodrow Wilson. And while we're all distracted, Congress quietly eliminates elections altogether and they appoint an immortal A.I. as the chairman and CEO of the American Corporate Empire, LLC. I think I like Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech better. I'd tell you the rest, but you might as well just watch "The Matrix."
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2017-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-08 |
Image Number: |
165719 |
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Hi, this is one of 847 Democrats who'll be running for president in 2020. There's never been an easier race to win in the whole of history of races, but I'm hoping you'll vote for me over all the other opportunists … By that I don't mean to say that I'm an opportunist who's only running because it's a sure thing, I just mean all the others are. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know, you have some time. Maybe work on your message a little bit. I didn't sit out 2016 'cause I was afraid of Hillary ... but the others did.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2017-10-14 |
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2017-10-14 |
Image Number: |
163645 |
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"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's you problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada! Canada! Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2017-05-01 |
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2017-05-01 |
Image Number: |
157545 |
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The Associated Press is fake news. And now we have iron-clad proof. We do? They "interviewed" Trump, but all of his answers were total gibberish. Completely unintelligible. Clearly, their fake-news-generating machine went haywire and just threw together a bunch of random nouns and adverbs. (Sigh) Trump is so going to win in 2020. I'm leading a mob to the AP building to burn the machine at the stake.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2017-04-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-05 |
Image Number: |
156485 |
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I heard Chelsea Clinton is considering running for the Senate in 2020. Holy Moes-es! The last thing Democrats need is to run another corporate Democrat anti-progressive stooge who's trading off a famous name! You're being too hard on Chelsea. I'm sure she's highly ... wait ... did you say "holy moses" or "holy moes-es?" I've never believed in the bible. But I do believe in The Three Stooges. Chelsea won a lifetime achievement award for ... whatever it is she did.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
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2017-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-23 |
Image Number: |
153713 |
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We apologize for this glimpse into the all-too-near future … My friends, let me be the first to declare that I have the 20/20 vision to lead this great nation in 2020!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-11-09 |
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2016-11-09 |
Image Number: |
150762 |
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Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2015-09-12 |
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2015-09-12 |
Image Number: |
132289 |
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"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2006-01-05 |
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2006-01-05 |
Image Number: |
12663 |
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2002. In other news, republicans are allowing pharmacists in conservative states to refuse to provide birth-control pills or morning-after pills to women. 2020. And in other news, a relative increase in the voting-age population in conservative states will give republicans an edge in the upcoming elections. |
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