| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-06 |
| Image Number: |
182009 |
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You've reached the conservative Wisconsin Institute for Law and Liberty. To ask about our bake sale, press one. TO ask why we're desperately trying to purge over 200,000 Wisconsin voters before the upcoming presidential election … press two. Two. This Saturday's bake sale will feature Tiny Tammy's Tasty Tarts! Come on down!
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-06) |
Image #182009 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-04 |
| Image Number: |
182007 |
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If Democrats want to beat a racist, sexist, arrogant, authoritarian Republican billionaire … We should nominate a racist, sexist, arrogant, authoritarian Republican billionaire of our very own. Fight fire with fire. Actually … it's usually best to fight fire with water. Don't change the subject.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-04) |
Image #182007 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-02-24 |
| Image Number: |
181887 |
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Bloomberg! Bloomberg! Bloomberg! Money! Money! Money! Money! Hillary Clinton vastly outspent Donald Trump in 2016 but still lost. Wait … What? Bloomberg win 'cause he'll spend more than Trump. Mainstream Media.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-02-24) |
Image #181887 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-02-19 |
| Image Number: |
181801 |
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At the Candorville Chronicle … We're prepared to offer you excellent medical benefits if you come back, Brown. Eh … Eh? What do you mean eh? Which Obamacare plan are you and our son on? Bronze? Gold? Silver? Aluminum foil. And the deductible on the aluminum foil plan is what, again? It doesn't matter. The next election might change everything. Not getting sick until Bernie Sanders is president is not a health care plan.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-02-19) |
Image #181801 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-02-12 |
| Image Number: |
181707 |
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That Iowa thing was crazy, right? Yeah. Campaigns and reporters spent a whole year there, and then the party botched the caucuses! … which is pretty strange anyway, if you ask me. Caucuses. Do you want to caucus with me? No thanks, I don't like to caucus. Let's all go caucus together. I thought you were talking about the incompetence. It's one of our least appealing words.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-02-12) |
Image #181707 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-02-11 |
| Image Number: |
181706 |
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I don't see anything wrong with Mayor Mike Bloomberg buying his way into the election. I mean, who's to say sending out millions of volunteers to knock on doors is morally superior to sending out hundreds of millions of dollars to buy advertisements? Wait ... Did you tell me a few months ago that you signed on to do an ad campaign for a new client who used to be a mayor? Don't change the subject. Dios mio.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-02-11) |
Image #181706 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-02-10 |
| Image Number: |
181705 |
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SNBC really didn't like that you called Mayor Bloomberg an oligarch for buying his way into the election. Oh … you saw that? Of course! I set it so my phone alerts me whenever you're on TV. I wish you wouldn't … Public speaking makes me nervous. I've seen you throw up on Fox ... seen you throw up on CNN ... seen you projective vomit on PBS ... The Muppet Show never asked me to guest star again. Anyway, I thought in this case, it was a good rebuttal to their arguments. I think Chris Matthews' mouth was open.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-02-10) |
Image #181705 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-28 |
| Image Number: |
181452 |
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Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones. |
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| Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves Tom Thaves (2020-01-28) |
Image #181452 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-07 |
| Image Number: |
181113 |
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Governor Newsom sure came down on you for that article you wrote about Mayor Pete's fancy wine cave fundraisers. Yeah. He said There are literally hundreds of Democrats that have been in that same cave … which was a good point. So I wrote a new article called When everyone is corrupt, then no one is corrupt. Hate the game, not the player, Lemont. Aphorisms are just 2% less lazy than memes, Susan. I hit dog will holler. Stop that.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-07) |
Image #181113 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-06 |
| Image Number: |
181112 |
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I read your article where you called Mayor Pete's high-dollar wine cave fundraisers corrupt. That's so unfair, Lemont. For the sake of argument … hypothetically speaking, of course … Let's say someone showered Pete with cash in the wine cave in the hope that he'd throw his campaign's business to her P.R. firm ... but she didn't explicitly say that, she only stuck her business card between the $1,000 bills ... Go on ...
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-06) |
Image #181112 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-24 |
| Image Number: |
180470 |
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This just in: President Trump outraged the world today when he … hold on … We interrupt this story with breaking news … The President pulls troops out of Syria, abandoning the Kurds who fought on our beha -- We interrupt this story with breaking news … The President withheld military aid from Ukraine until they would agree to investigate the President's political rival, Jo -- Hold on ... We interrupt this story with breaking news ... the President seemed to advocate ethnic cleansing today, when he said -- hold one ... We interrupt this story with breaking news ... the colors ... pretty colors are talking to me. Can you hear? This just in: Trying to keep up with every one of the president's scandals may drive a @#$ crazy ... What?! This just in: (huff huff) producers and security are chasing a news anchor through the (huff huff) hallway. Click.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-11-24) |
Image #180470 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-21 |
| Image Number: |
180467 |
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The next election may be the last election. Russia hacked election systems in all fifty states last time. All signs point to that being just a trial run. And since one of our parties has spent the last couple decades suppressing votes, half the country has been trained not to care whether elections are fair. I think all votes should count, when they're cast by the right people. I heard that.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-11-21) |
Image #180467 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
180435 |
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Mainstream Media. Can't I just say one more thing about the latest billionaire who's running for presid … I said no!
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-11-18) |
Image #180435 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-15 |
| Image Number: |
179422 |
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Hello? Hi. Could I start you with some coffee? No thanks, that might make me too excited, and I'm in a presidential debate in a few hours. I'm Patsy Milquetoast, 23rd person on the Democratic debate stage. Who? Don't you remember me from the last debate? I'm the one who took a bold stand against boldness. I thought that was that John Delaney guy, who kept saying we can't do big things. I thought John was being too confrontational when he said all that. You can't beat someone by confronting them. Um ... I hope my saying that didn't offend you ... not that there'd be anything wrong with you being offended.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-09-15) |
Image #179422 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-18 |
| Image Number: |
179145 |
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It's the season for political candidates to deliver their pitch to voters. Sometimes the pitch is like a fastball, direct and to the point. Or the pitch might be like a curve, starting off on one path and then going in a different direction. Voters might see a pitch like a changeup, something completely unexpected. Unfortunately, too often the candidate's pitch is like a knuckleball - it just seems to be erratic and nonsensical! |
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| Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves Tom Thaves (2019-08-18) |
Image #179145 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
178636 |
| Caption: |
Is it just me or has the line between political debates and game shows gotten fuzzier? |
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| Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves Tom Thaves (2019-07-22) |
Image #178636 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-06 |
| Image Number: |
178362 |
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I'll have a scone, and some answers. Pardon? My husband's infatuated with Biden. He reads all the political blogs and polls, and can't stop talking about the race. How come he no longer looks at me the way he looks at Biden?! Man crush.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-07-06) |
Image #178362 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
178356 |
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I saw you in the Democratic debates last week. You did pretty well. I just told it like it is, cuz. I was honest. Blunt. Candid. It's like you didn't care at all what voters thought of your answers. My internal polling shows voters eat that @#$% up. I liked how, after you crushed Biden with that one answer, you strutted over to him and dropped his mic.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-07-01) |
Image #178356 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-03 |
| Image Number: |
177415 |
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Do you think I look like Cory Booker? Not remotely. Why? A little kid said I did. It was an innocent thing to day, but it got me wondering. About race in America. About whether I could charge more money to little kids for talking to me 'cause I look like the president. Or am I just being a romantic? More money?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-05-03) |
Image #177415 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-01 |
| Image Number: |
177413 |
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You can't go around saying I look like Cory Booker just because we both have dark skin. Why not? I wouldn't say you look like Donald Trump just because you both have white skin. Trump is the other guy running for president. You look old like him.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-05-01) |
Image #177413 |
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