I haven't gone on a date in ages, but you intrigue me, Jeremiah Johnson. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Before this goes further, I must know the answer to a critical questions about your … um … physical condition. Ma'am? Cholesterol level? Let's hear it. Pardon? C'mon, this is octogenarian dating etiquette 101! I'm on it.
The Afghanistan war officially ended one month ago. The "Af-What-Istan what" did what? What? That's what I asked you. I said, the Afghanistan war ended. You know, the war we've been fighting for the last thirteen years! We've been fighting a war for the last 13 years? That's odd ... I don't know anyone who was in it. Did we win? Holy Moses. Woulda been cool if it had kept going for 101 years, then it would be a world record. You're the best argument there is for bringing back the draft. "Draft"? You mean beer?