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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-26 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-26 Pub. Date: 2018-05-26
Image Number: 171811
Caption: You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I know I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-11 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-11 Pub. Date: 2018-02-11
Image Number: 167702
Caption: Told you fellers Trump would make America great ag'n. He weren't lyin', neither. At&T gave out bonuses. Sure they laid off a buncha folks at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, so that don't count. Wal-Mart gave a buncha workers raises … An' they laid off a buncha folks at Sam's Club at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, go that don't count. MAGA. Over a hundred companies are givin' out one-time $1000 bonuses an' sayin' it's 'cause of the billions of dollars in tax cuts they got. During the last gilded age, the robber barons sometimes handed out pocket change to the poor. They were placating the masses who wanted to break up their huge, unscrupulous, slave-wage-paying corporations. Sounds like fake hist'ry to me. Just saying, $1000 isn't much to pay for pitchfork insurance. We eat the poor.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-11 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-11 Pub. Date: 2018-02-11
Image Number: 167765
Caption: Told you fellers Trump would make America great ag'n. He weren't lyin', neither. At&T gave out bonuses. Sure they laid off a buncha folks at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, so that don't count. Wal-Mart gave a buncha workers raises … An' they laid off a buncha folks at Sam's Club at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, go that don't count. MAGA. Over a hundred companies are givin' out one-time $1000 bonuses an' sayin' it's 'cause of the billions of dollars in tax cuts they got. During the last gilded age, the robber barons sometimes handed out pocket change to the poor. They were placating the masses who wanted to break up their huge, unscrupulous, slave-wage-paying corporations. Sounds like fake hist'ry to me. Just saying, $1000 isn't much to pay for pitchfork insurance. We eat the poor.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-02 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-02 Pub. Date: 2018-02-02
Image Number: 167933
Caption: On today's Ask Sadie Show, I, Sadie Cohen, will discuss one topic: Marie Antoinette. Specifically, we'll talk about how, when the peasants of France were dying from bread shortages, she said … Let them eat one-time $1000 bonuses, so they wont notice that the aristocrats have all pocketed Louis XVI's massive tax cuts and are laying off peasants left and right. Pretty sure she's paraphrasing. I feel like cake, for some reason.
     
5. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2018-01-13 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2018-01-13 Pub. Date: 2018-01-13
Image Number: 166608
Caption: This does feel rich. Too rich. I'd look great in it, but … thanks anyway … Girls? Self-denial is self-betrayal. Here's what I'll do: I'll give you a free fragrance worth $75. I'll slash 5% off a purchase of $200 or more and enter you to win $1,000! Do the math, ladies. It's steal. You're good. And bad. Thank you, son.
     
6. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2018-01-12 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2018-01-12 Pub. Date: 2018-01-12
Image Number: 166607
Caption: You are touching a garment so precious that only celebs and royalty possess it. SL. Souffle Lingerie. Feel the luxury. See the unequaled artistry. You'd expect to pay $1,000 for such a rare treasure, no? If I told you that you can own this, right now, not for $800, not for $300 but for only $99, what would you say? Hm? Uh ...
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-30 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-30 Pub. Date: 2017-04-30
Image Number: 156792
Caption: What brings you to therapy … "Steve"? I feel like everything is slipping out of my clutches. Dr. Noodle. I spent years cozying up to the boss, isolating him from the advice of others, stoking his paranoia. I subtly convinced him that everyone was against him and that he could trust no one but me and his family, and even they were a little fishy. I had him in the palm of my hand. I said "buy," he bought. I said "sell," he sold. I said "destroy," and he ruined the lives of the people I said were his enemies. I was the most powerful man in the world! I was the man behind the throne! Did I say I charge $100 an hour? I meant to say $1,000. But then I made the mistake of turning off his tv in the middle of Finding Dory. It's his favorite movie.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-23 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-23 Pub. Date: 2017-02-23
Image Number: 154804
Caption: So, I won the American Press Foundation's Ambrose Award for Snarky Journalism. That's awesome, Lemont! Does it come with any prize money? Yeah, $2500! But I had to travel cross country to accept it in person. The plane tickets for Lionel and me were $600. The attire was "short-sleeved tuxedo," so I had to have one custom made for over $1000. Well, still ... prestigious. And you scored $900! Lionel's tux was $950.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-22 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-22 Pub. Date: 2016-09-22
Image Number: 148782
Caption: I just got off the phone with all your creditors, Rudy. How'd it go? You owe a total of $148,000. I got that total reduced by 70%, so now you only owe $44,400. That means with the debt consolidation loan I've given you, you'll pay me 72 monthly payments of $1,500. That comes to like $108,000 not $44,400. You're welcome.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-16 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-16 Pub. Date: 2016-04-16
Image Number: 141819
Caption: You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-31 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-31 Pub. Date: 2015-12-31
Image Number: 137201
Caption: Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the café. There are like 200 people out there. Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it. I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives. I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place? Very bad man.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-24 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-24 Pub. Date: 2015-11-24
Image Number: 135700
Caption: Boss, what's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Hush money. What? Offer the dumpee a cashier's check for $5,000 on the condition she refrains from having hurt feelings. If she just can't do that, then you should be compassionate and offer her a $1,000 check as long as she agrees not to burden you with her hurt feelings. Very bad man. Compassion is an essential component of any severance package.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-22 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-22 Pub. Date: 2015-01-22
Image Number: 121834
Caption: Out of curiosity, why do you ask if I know where C-Dog was earlier today? $1000 in small, Cheeto-dust covered bills was left at the altar this morning, with a note that said "use this to help victims of gun violence." That doesn't sound like C-Dog. "This definitely ain't from a hardcore G like C-Dog. Sincerely, C-Dog." I know nothing. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-04).
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-06 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-06 Pub. Date: 2014-08-06
Image Number: 114700
Caption: There's a pill called "Solvadi" that cures hepatitis C. It costs $1,000 per pill. That means $84,000 for a complete regimen. It costs about half that much in Europe, though. You know what that means, minion? It means we pay too much for drugs in America? It means I've booked you a flight to Europe. A man named Gunther will meet you. Do not look Gunther in the eye.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-04 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-04 Pub. Date: 2014-05-04
Image Number: 110313
Caption: This better not be Indirectv. This is Bryan, with Indirectv. You haven't paid your satellite TV bill in two months. I made payment arrangements with you guys two weeks ago. You said I have till next month to pay, but you guys keep calling me three times a day, every day, anyway. I sent you a certified letter telling you not to call me ever again. Do you know what that means, Bryan? It means that according to the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, you owe me up to $1000 for each time you've called me since then. I'm sorry, I was away from the phone. Can you repeat that? Uh ... never mind. Carry on. We're going to keep calling you every day till you pay your bill. Oh, no. I think your constant calls are close to working. I probably can't take more than a couple more weeks of this harassment.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-10 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-10 Pub. Date: 2014-04-10
Image Number: 109905
Caption: I just got off the phone with all your creditors, Rudy. How'd it go? You a total of $148,000. I got that total reduced by 70%, so now you only owe $44, 400. That means with the debt consolidation loan I've given you, you'll pay me 72 monthly payments of $1,500/ That comes to like, $108,000, not $44,400. You're welcome.
     
17. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2014-01-27 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2014-01-27 Pub. Date: 2014-01-27
Image Number: 107584
Caption: Penitentiary License Plate Shop. He's a politician who was convicted of illegal fund-raising. He's not getting $1,000-a-plate in here!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-30 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-30 Pub. Date: 2013-12-30
Image Number: 106929
Caption: Are you sure there are no nuts in this muffin? I'm allergic. Yes, I'm sure … I own the place. Why do you keep asking? Because I noticed you also sell an "adrenaline shot" for $1000. It's right there on the menu. I told Rudy to write that on the ceiling. House of Java Cafe.
     
19. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2013-01-20 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2013-01-20 Pub. Date: 2013-01-20
Image Number: 93506
Caption: Ballroom Special Event Tonight. Frank called earlier and asked me to meet him downtown tonight. He said his financial worries are over and he'd pay back the money I loaned to him! Sorry, Ernie, I don't have the money for you after all. This job didn't pay nearly want I thought it was going to. Dishwashers Wanted for $1,000-a-Plate Fundraiser.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-04 $1,000 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-04 Pub. Date: 2013-01-04
Image Number: 91702
Caption: Out of curiosity, why do you ask if I know where C-dog was earlier today? $1000 in small, Cheeto-dust covered bills was left at the altar this morning, with a note that said "Use this to help victims of gun violence." That doesn't sound like C-dog. "This definitely ain't from a hardcore G like C-dog." Sincerely, C-dog." I know nothing.
     
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